Physical Discipline MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SpankCraft SMP: Parental Impact

upbringing, family dynamics, SpankCraft, parenting, discipline techniques

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, once upon a time, there was this dude who joined the server and he was like, “Yo, I’m here to build the biggest potato farm ever!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? He actually did it! His potato farm was so massive, it caused a potato shortage in the virtual world. People were trading diamonds for potatoes, it was insane!

But that’s not all, we also have this legendary player who goes by the name of ChickenChaser69. This dude is like the Chuck Norris of Minecraft, he once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. True story, bro, true story.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the best parties on the server. We once had a dance-off at the spawn point and let me tell you, things got wild. There were llamas breakdancing, pigs doing the cha-cha, it was a sight to behold.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP, then come on over and join us. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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New Server IP
Slap My Hand Minecraft Server

physical consequences, discipline method, Reprimand, discipline technique, behavioral correction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, slap my hand and join our server for a wild ride! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a magical unicorn, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So slap my hand and come join the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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SwingCraft Minecraft Server

proper form, France, british culture, high body fat, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

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BroBro’s Blocky Lunch – Minecraft Server

BroBros, lunch, Family Support, Minecraft, sibling relationships

Are you tired of family drama and judgmental in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can vent to your virtual siblings without any interruptions!

On our server, you can build a fortress of solitude where only your closest Minecraft buddies can enter. No need to worry about awkward family gatherings or expensive gifts that get re-gifted – just pure gaming fun!

Join now and create your own non-judgmental zone where you can let out all your frustrations without any real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s block out the drama and build some blocks instead!

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New Server IP
BoyfriendBlockerMC

BoyfriendBlockerMC

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this crazy encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape awkward situations like a pro. We promise no creepy car encounters, just pure gaming fun!

Imagine driving through Minecraft and suddenly a player pulls up next to you, honking their horn and asking for your in-game number. Will you give in to their demands or speed away like a pro? The choice is yours!

But be warned, just like in real life, double standards exist in our server too. You might find yourself in a situation where you have to navigate through tricky conversations and make tough decisions. Can you handle the drama and come out on top?

Join us now for a chance to experience the craziest encounters in Minecraft and show off your survival skills in the face of unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual car chase with a player who just won’t take no for an answer!

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NightlyCrafts

cozy night in, Loneliness, Relaxation, fear of missing out, solitude

Because you should be joining our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes. Plus, our diamond ore spawns are so generous, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a night of blocky adventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget why you ever went outside in the first place!

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New Server IP

Cobblemon

Cobblemon, subdomain, base, Modpack, Loot

Minecraft Server Overview

Player Gyms
– Rock Gym
– Fairy Gym
– Water Gym
– Dark Gym
– Psychic and Ghost Gyms in progress

Other features:

Player spawn-shops
/challenge command
ftbchunks and ftbteams functionality
World size of 45k blocks
Regular Tournaments with prizes
Mob spawns enabled for added challenge

Join our server and Discord for more information!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I apply to create my own gym?	Yes, feel free to apply to create your own gym!
What is the next planned Tournament?	The next Tournament is an Anything Goes format on February 9th. Check Discord for more details.
Is the Cobblemon Star Academy Modpack required to play?	No, the modpack is optional but recommended for the best experience.

Join our Discord for more information!

Spectral Haunt Realm 1.20.3

Realm, SPECTRAL, 1.20.3, Haunt

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, trust me! Why? Well, because on this server, you can escape from being molested by ghost women every night! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from spooky specters? It’s like therapy, but with blocks and creepers. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to ghostly harassment!

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CraftyCanuckUSAIDShutdown

cooperation, Humanitarian Aid, dangerous retreat, international development, Diplomacy

so, like, u kno how canada is always like, “eh, sorry, we’re so nice”? well, now they’re all like, “yo, usa, wtf u doin??” cuz usa is shutting down this aid thing called usaid. and canada is all like, “dude, that’s a dangerous retreat, bro.” like, they’re super mad about it. but like, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t have to worry about all that drama. just come build some epic stuff and have a good time, eh? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the maple syrup. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join the server and have a blast, eh?

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New Server IP

Pixels SMP

custom armors, Feedback, simple voice chat, temperatures with seasons, cinemamod

Pixels SMP Server Overview

Features	McMMO, waystones, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions (1.21.1 recommended)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Required Mods	No mods required, but “Simple Voice Chat” for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for cinema
Server Address	smp.playpixels.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Pixels SMP a vanilla server?	Pixels SMP is a semi-vanilla server with added features like McMMO, waystones, and more.
Can I use voice chat on the server?	Yes, you can use voice chat with the “Simple Voice Chat” mod for proximity chat.
Are there any special events or minigames on the server?	Yes, we have minigames and special events regularly for players to enjoy.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to smp.playpixels.net on Java or Bedrock platforms.