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CreeperCraze: AgingAnxiety
Are you afraid of turning into a wrinkly raisin with creaky bones and a constant need for naps? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, aging is a thing of the past! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting old again. Our magical pixel world will keep you forever young and spry, with endless adventures and fun to keep you feeling like a kid forever. So come on, join us and defy the laws of aging in the most epic way possible! -
BlockyMidlifeCrisis
What really fucks you up as you grow older? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is like a virtual fountain of youth, but instead of getting younger, you’ll just get more addicted to building pixelated structures and battling virtual zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth…or at least a really cool virtual cape. So why waste your time getting old when you could be getting blocky on our server? Join now and never grow up again! -
CopCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.On our server, you’ll encounter players with more drama than a reality TV show. From step-granddaughters babysitting to ex-wives fleeing from verbal abuse, there’s never a dull moment here. Who needs scripted events when you have real-life soap opera material happening right before your eyes?
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics more complicated than a redstone contraption. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you become embroiled in the never-ending saga of our players’ lives?
So come on down to our server and witness the madness firsthand. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “plot twist!”
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GrannyCraft: No Bullying Zone
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the pressure of finding a partner for your dad. We promise not to set him up with any virtual villagers or make him wear a virtual wedding ring. Our server is a safe space for all players, even if your grandma and aunt try to gatecrash and force you to find a virtual grandma for your future kids. Say no to virtual matchmaking and yes to building epic virtual creations with us! Join now and leave the drama behind! -
CandleCraft SMP: Worldly Scents
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where each country is represented by its own scented candle! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the fragrant wonders of the world.The United States candle smells like apple pie and freedom, with a hint of gunpowder for that extra kick. Russia’s candle is a mix of vodka and borscht, guaranteed to warm you up on those cold Siberian nights.
But wait, there’s more! France’s candle smells like freshly baked croissants and expensive perfume, while Australia’s candle is a unique blend of eucalyptus and kangaroo sweat (trust us, it’s better than it sounds).
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the world in a whole new way. Who knew geopolitics could smell so good?
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BoomCraft: Wanted in Norway
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up pagers like in lebanon but with a twist! we have norway issuing wanted notices for players who can master the art of exploding pagers in the most epic ways possible. join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we create mayhem in the virtual world like never before. who knew exploding pagers could be so much fun? join now and see for yourself! -
Muppet Armor Wars
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MUPPETS IN ARMOR FIGHTIN’ WARS! U CAN SEE KERMIT WITH A SWORD AND MISS PIGGY WITH A SHIELD, IT’S WILD! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE TELETUBBIES LIVE AND THEY’LL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL THEM A JOKE! COME JOIN THE MADNESS, IT’S A PARTY IN HERE! -
Carbon Log Legacy – Fight Climate Change
lol join our epic minecraft server where we bury logs to fight climate change!! ðģðwe have ancient logs that have been buried for thousands of years and still retain 95% of the carbon they drew from the air! ðąðĨ
come join us and help save the planet, one buried log at a time! plus, who knows what kind of crazy ancient treasures you might find buried in our world?! ðĪŠâïļ
so come on, grab your shovel and get digging on our server! let’s show mother nature some love while having a blast in minecraft! ðēððŪ
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â Java Survival, Where Creepers Drink Coffee and Villagers are Overcaffeinated!
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Java Survival SMP Server
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
Server address: mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa
We will always strive to…
- Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
- Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.
Server rules
Rules No excessively offensive language No politics or other controversial topics No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits Do not disturb other players’ property Do not build too close to other players Be respectful to others and be kind! No advertising FAQs: 1. Can I use mods on the server? - Generally, we recommend playing without mods to maintain a fair and equal experience for all players. However, some mods may be allowed, but please check with an admin first. 2. How do I report a player for breaking the rules? - You can report a player by sending a private message to a moderator or admin on the server or contacting them through Discord. 3. Are there any restrictions on building structures? - While we allow creative freedom in building, we ask that players respect others' property and not build too close to someone else's structures without permission. 4. Can I invite my friends to join the server? - Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join the community. Just make sure they follow the server rules too. 5. Is PvP allowed on the server? - Yes, PvP is allowed, but we request that players engage in fair and friendly combat. Harassment or excessive PvP may result in disciplinary action. 6. How often is the server backed up? - The server is regularly backed up to prevent data loss. However, we recommend you also back up your own builds and valuable items just to be safe.