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SwordlessSoldiers_vs_CoastGuard
territorial defense, maritime security, international relations, national defense, military strategycome join our epic minecraft server where filipino soldiers are battling chinese coast guards with swords but don’t worry, we have diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you survive the chaos! build your own fortress, ride pigs into battle, and maybe even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! -
StakeCraft SMP – Aren’t We Due for a New Version of Staking Soon? Only a Minecraft SMP
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature called “reverse staking” – instead of staking your claim on land, the land stakes its claim on YOU! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!
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DadCraft Server: Bro’s Trip Cancelled for Baby Duty
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenthood…kind of.Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.
On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.
Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!
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HusbandInterruptedAITAH
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where distractions are not allowed! If you’re tired of missing important tips because someone won’t stop talking to you during a standoff, then this is the server for you. Our players are focused and ready to conquer any challenge without interruptions from pesky husbands.Join us and never worry about missing crucial information again, because on our server, we make sure you have all the tips you need to succeed. Plus, if you ever feel like quitting because of a missed tutorial, just know that starting over is not an option here – we believe in pushing through and conquering every obstacle in your path.
So come on over to our server and show everyone that you can handle any distraction thrown your way. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new sense of focus and determination in the process. Don’t be the asshole who quits, be the hero who perseveres and comes out on top!
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CraftyChicksLoveBlocks
Hey gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – but shh, it’s a secret!
2. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs (explosive hugs, that is) to all our players.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will guide you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot.
4. We host weekly build battles where the winner gets their very own pet dragon to ride around the server on.
5. Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant wishes to players – just be careful what you wish for!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
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QuakeCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance!
Explore our enchanted forest filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds (yes, you read that right)!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city where you can ride dolphins and have dance parties with mermaids!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
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BlockyLawFamDrama
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire and not have to worry about your drug-addict brother mooching off your wealthy parents? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can graduate from law school without any family drama!On our server, you can build your dream law firm, take on cases against creepers and zombies, and show your family that you are a successful lawyer in the virtual world. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any step-parent clashes or stressful holiday events – just pure Minecraft fun!
So come join us and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs $50 for groceries when you can mine for diamonds and build your own empire? Let’s graduate from law school together in style – no assholes allowed!