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Baby Bumpin’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Votes:	7889
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of stampeding llamas? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pregnant women are getting in on the action – kissing, fisting, and sexing their way to victory! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knew blocky graphics could lead to such debauchery? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared for a wild ride!

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3510
Zombie Dances:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5029	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Votes:	4734	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Votes:	2352
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ores Mined:	6956	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!