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SprintCraft SMP: “I thought white people can’t run”

athletic abilities, athletic performance, athleticism, cultural beliefs, debunking misconceptions, debunking myths, debunking stereotypes, Endurance, FITNESS, misconceptions, people, physical abilities, physical capabilities, Race, racial stereotypes, RUN, running abilities, smp, societal perceptions, SPEED, sports, SprintCraft, Stereotypes, thought, White, white people

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we prove all stereotypes wrong, including the one about white people not being able to run! Join us and witness the most epic race between our players as they sprint through the virtual world, leaving everyone in awe of their speed and agility.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of players who ride chickens into battle and wreak havoc on anyone who dares to challenge them. Will you join their ranks and become a master chicken rider?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the world, where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So come on, don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let’s defy expectations together!

MapCraft: Where even the Brazilian government is printing new maps! Join now for a LOL-tastic adventure!

administration, Adventure, Amazon, Backlash, Brazil, Brazilian, Brazilian government, Center, controversial, criticism, decision, Disliked, geography, Government, Haunt, Join, LOLtastic, MapCraft, Maps, new maps, Political, Printing, public opinion, Years

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	5019
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than the Brazilian government can print new maps? Look no further, because our server will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about the Amazon being in the wrong spot!

Join our server for a chance to explore crazy new worlds where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-slide. Our community is so wacky, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and zombies breakdance for fun.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those pesky new maps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCube: Git Gud Edition! – 110 characters

Assistance, Characters, CraftyCube, developers, Edition, Failed, gameplay, GIT, GUD, Guide, Hints, Instructions, pointers, Tips, video game developers, video games, Walkthrough

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	58
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Holy Grails Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	188	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server out there! This server is so wild that even the developers couldn’t figure out how to create a guide for it. But fear not, because getting lost and confused is all part of the fun!

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like trying to ride pigs while wearing diamond armor or building a house made entirely out of TNT. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a llama? You can do that here!

Our community of players is like no other. We have wizards who can turn you into a chicken, knights who protect the land with enchanted swords, and even a secret society of cows plotting to take over the server.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself why this server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CreditCardCraft – Where you can mine, build, and avoid monetary responsibility in style! #debitordie

1. Credit cards, 10. Fake money, 11. Debt writing off, 12. Debt settlement, 13. Ignoring mail, 14. Legal action, 15. Looting corporations, 16. Professional class greed, 17. Social corruption, 18. System collapse, 19. Free stuff, 2. Debt maxing, 20. Maximum greed., 3. Debt collectors, 4. Law firm, 5. Ignoring calls, 6. Interest rates, 7. Financial system, 8. Corporate greed, 9. Predatory credit, AVOID, BUILD, CreditCardCraft, debitordie, monetary, RESPONSIBILITY, Style

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Emeralds Found:	8749	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Villages Defended:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of being financially responsible and not taking advantage of the system? Join our Minecraft server and learn how to debt maxx like a pro! Max out your credit cards, ignore those pesky calls from credit card companies, and throw all debt collector mail in the garbage – it’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! If the debt gets sold off or a law firm threatens to sue you, just tell them you’re on pills and demand a lower interest rate. Make a written agreement for a $50 monthly payment and watch as the system collapses around you, all while preventing further legal action!

Don’t let the financial system and corporations take advantage of you anymore – join our server and learn how to game the system like a boss! The end is near, so why not get some free stuff out of the deal before it all comes crashing down? See you in game – and remember, just say “No” to higher monthly payments! Let’s break the system together, one debt maxx at a time!

PiggyCraft420: Blaze it, build it, mine it! #SquadGoals

102/pm, Accuracy, authentic, BELIEF, Blaze, BUILD, confirmation, credibility, Details, doubt, Evidence, INFORMATION, investigation, Observation, PiggyCraft420, proof, Reliable, scrutiny, skepticism, source, SquadGoals, Trust, validity, Verification

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

Join us for insane adventures that will have you questioning reality, like that time when we all rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers (spoiler alert: the pigs won). Or how about the time we discovered a secret underground village inhabited by talking chickens who taught us the art of chicken karate?

But wait, there’s more! If you thought regular Minecraft was challenging, just wait until you face our custom-made mobs like the Disco Zombie (he attacks by dancing) or the Killer Sheep (they may look cute, but they’re deadly).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck!

Hanako’s Kawaii Kingdom: Minecraft server for all things cute and trendy! #CutenessOverload #MinecraftMadness

adorable, appealing, attractive, Beautiful, Captivating, charming, cute, CutenessOverload, Darling, delightful, endearing, hanako, Hanakos, Innocence, Kawaii, Kingdom, Lovely, lovely smile, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, opinion, Precious, PRETTY, Server, SWEET, trendy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mines Excavated:	1929
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ores Mined:	6727

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to the one and only Hanako, a pixelated princess who will steal your heart with her adorable looks and sweet personality. Join our server and embark on epic quests to find flowers for Hanako, build her a castle fit for a queen, and help her defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is jealous of her cuteness. Trust us, once you meet Hanako, you’ll never want to leave our server! Join now and let the adventures begin!

MinecraftMayhem – Where Creeper’s explode & players troll. Ain’t nobody got time for that. #servergoals #gamersunite

advice, Aint, CREEPERS, cultural exchange, explode, GamersUnite, MinecraftMayhem, places to visit, Players, pricing negotiations, Recommendations, servergoals, Time, tourist destinations, travel etiquette, travel experiences, travel tips, troll

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server with more chaos and craziness than you can handle? Well buckle up, buttercup, because our server is like a hot mess express on steroids!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!

SkinnyCraft: Where pixelated pigs are thicker than the average weight of women in your country!

Analysis, Average, average weight, BMI, body image, body positivity, comparison, Country, cultural standards, data, diet, Exercise, global perspective, health, Lifestyle, measurements, Pigs, pixelated, research, SkinnyCraft, society, statistics, thicker, trends, weight, Women

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that ask boring old questions like “What’s the average weight of women in your country?” Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we ask questions like “What’s the average weight of a unicorn in outer space?”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

MemeCraft: ‘Cosplay’ Server – Build, Roleplay, & Slay in Style! Join the Trendiest Minecraft Community Today!

Anime, Bring Her Back, BUILD, Character, comic books, Community, convention, COSPLAY, costumes, Craftsmanship, Creative, diy, dress up, Edition, fan favorite, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, Join, make believe, Memecraft, Minecraft, Performance, pop culture, role-play, Roleplay, Server, slay, Style, Today, Trendiest

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8316	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can bring back your long-lost pet chicken who mysteriously disappeared two years ago! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained psychic chickens who can communicate with the spirit world to locate your missing feathered friend.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition

The Communist Craze MC – China, Russia, Ukraine, Kim Jong-Un, Donald Trump, GoT, Avengers, TikTok, YOLO

Afghanistan, Avengers, Central Asia, China, communist, CRAZE, diplomatic pressure, Donald, east asia, Eurasia, Geopolitics, global politics, illegitimate governments, illegitimate states, international relations, iran, JongUn, Kazakhstan, Kim, Mongolian sovereignty, political disputes, regional conflicts, russia, russian federation, surrender to Mongolia, territorial claims, The People’s Republic of China, tiktok, trump, Ukraine, yolo

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where we believe in taking over the world one block at a time! Join us as we declare war on illegitimate states like China, Russia, and even Kazakhstan. Our goal? To force them to surrender to our mighty leader, the almighty ruler of Mongolia! Will you join us in our quest for world domination? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

CraftyMagicaFun – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Puella Magi Madoka Magica Fans! #MagicalCrafting #SideStoryMadness

Android, clock tower, CraftyMagicaFun, Doppel Explosion, English translation, Event, Fans, friend list, gacha, Game, Ios, Kamihama Big Sports Day, Madoka, magi, magia record, magica, Magical Paper Sumo, Magical Sugoroku, MagicalCrafting, Minecraft, PMMM, Puella, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Server, side story, SideStoryMadness, Step up, Translations, Ultimate, Witch Hunting

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	New Chunks Explored:	431966
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is a magical land where anything is possible!

Join us for Magical Sugoroku, where you can roll the dice and let fate decide your next move. Feeling competitive? Try out Paper Sumo and challenge your friends to an epic battle of strength and strategy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Kamihama Big Sports Day, is in full swing with intense competitions and prizes to be won. And don’t miss out on our exclusive Magical Paper Sumo Deluxe Version (Extreme) event for the ultimate showdown.

Looking for some powerful companions? Our current gacha offers 4* Light Madoka-senpai & Iroha-chan AAABB, 4* Doppel Explosion, and 3* The Event is Witch Hunting.

Need more info? Check out our infodump and translations to stay updated on all the latest happenings. And don’t forget to visit our Clock Tower to keep track of time in this magical world.

Ready to join the fun? Get the game on Android or iOS, and for English speakers, we’ve got a handy translation tool available.

Join our growing community by adding yourself to our friend list and filling out our form. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!