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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4959 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt” competition? The winner gets a crown made out of actual diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Cock Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to…well, you know. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrosity and live to tell the tale?
So come on down to our wacky SMP and join in on the fun! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep an eye out for any rogue cock monsters. Happy mining!