Physical Boundaries MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Asshole to Asshole Craft

awkward situations, Craft, personal connections, asshole to asshole, taboo

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate butt-to-butt showdown, join our minecraft server! we have a special mini game called “booty battle” where u and ur friends can compete to see who has the strongest glutes in all of minecraft land.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground tunnel system filled with rare booty-themed treasures for u to discover. u never know what u might find down there – maybe a pair of diamond-encrusted booty shorts or a golden butt plug.

if u’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have u laughing ur ass off (literally). butt seriously, u won’t regret it!

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No Cock Allowed Minecraft SMP

Cock, safe sex practices, long tail tags: anal sex, IN MY ASSHOLE, Nooooooo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt” competition? The winner gets a crown made out of actual diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Cock Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to…well, you know. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrosity and live to tell the tale?

So come on down to our wacky SMP and join in on the fun! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep an eye out for any rogue cock monsters. Happy mining!

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BootyBlock Minecraft Server

consent violation, relationship, Server, partner, VIOLATION

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

Jealousy, UNCOMFORTABLE, Server, cousin’s behavior, DISRESPECTFUL

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s cousin? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with butt-touching, lustful jokes, and awkward family gatherings!

Our server is perfect for those who love drama and inappropriate behavior. Sit next to your boyfriend and watch out for hands sneaking under shirts to “warm up”. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of interrupting kisses and lap-sitting to go around!

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

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SaharaCraft: Where Everyone Fits!

physical boundaries, desert environment, ecological limits, FITS, human settlement

yo, u ever wonder if we all just squeezed into the sahara desert like sardines? well, that’s the level of craziness u can expect on this server. we got so many players, we had to start building houses on top of each other just to fit everyone in. u gotta join just to witness the chaos. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where the admins live like mole people. come join the madness and see for yourself.

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MotherInLawNoTouch

unwanted affection, Respect, Communication, family dynamics, Boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are respected and you can build your own virtual bubble of safety! Join us and escape the drama of unwanted affection and rear end smacks from your mother-in-law.

On our server, you can create your own world where no one can touch you without your consent, just like in real life (but with creepers instead of in-laws). Build a fortress of solitude where you can back away from any unwanted hugs and never have to explain your past trauma to anyone.

So why join our server? Because here, you’re the master of your own space and no one can make you feel like the AH for setting boundaries. Plus, we have virtual therapy llamas to help you work through any relationship strains caused by your mother-in-law’s touchy-feely antics. Come join us and build a world where personal space is sacred and drama-free!

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Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

Den Of Wolves, ready or not, Scp, CREW, remnant 2

Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

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BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

Flowers, BirthdayBash, Cheating, Argument, Minecraft

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

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DeckedOutSnitchCraft

anxious feelings, city inspector, deck construction, close-knit neighborhood, safety hazards

Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

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ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

health, mental health, Computer, mood disorders, Interventions

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

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