We’ve got giant blocks, massive builds, and the biggest community of players you’ve ever seen!
Who cares about peen size when you can be the king of the block on our server?
Join now and leave your worries about tiny things behind – except for maybe tiny creepers, those little buggers can still blow you up!
And don’t even get me started on the mods we have, they’re like wizards or something. They can make anything happen, like one time they turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was so random but also totally awesome.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally off the walls and full of surprises, you gotta come hang with us. Plus, you might even get to show off your best body feature and get all the attention you deserve. It’s like a virtual beauty pageant, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The player had to engage in a hilarious dance-off with the chicken to claim the loot. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with other players to defeat the Pigman King in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!
Join us on this epic adventure where giants roam the land and tiny players are banished to the depths of the mines. Don’t be left behind, join our server and show everyone that size really does matter in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret entrance to the hidden tall people’s kingdom where diamonds rain from the sky and trees grow upside down.
So what are you waiting for? Stretch those pixels and join our server today! Just remember, if you’re not at least 177cm tall, you might want to bring a step ladder.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the Muscle Mountain, where players must climb to the top using nothing but their sheer strength and determination. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted the power of superhuman strength in-game. So if you want to become the Hulk of Minecraft, this is the place to be!
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But that’s not all – on our server, having a big dick also gives you special powers and abilities. You can use your member to mine blocks faster, build structures with incredible speed, and even unleash devastating attacks on your enemies. With great power comes great responsibility, so make sure you wield your big dick wisely.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being the biggest dick in the game. Trust us, once you go big, you’ll never want to go back.
The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.
– PvP is Allowed! – Lite RPG Encouraged – No Griefing!
IP: therattavern.g-portal.rocks Discord Link: https://discord.gg/therattavern
144.126.153.174:25765
| Server Type | Description |
|---|---|
| Creative Server | Express your creativity in this server with unlimited resources |
| Survival SMP (No-Griefing) | Join a friendly community in this survival server where griefing is not allowed |
| Survival SMP (Griefing Allowed) | Test your survival skills in a challenging environment where griefing is allowed |
A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe.
A: Yes, we actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.
A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards to keep the community engaged and excited.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you join Team Creeper and blow up everything in sight, or will you side with Team Enderman and teleport your way to victory? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans along the way.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is endorsed by none other than /int/? That’s right, the international board on 4chan has officially declared their support for our server, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see which side /int/ would have supported!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!
Reasons to join: 1. Our players are as unpredictable as a teenager with a crush on their brother’s friend. You never know what drama will unfold next! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty or betrayal? 3. Unleash your inner detective skills as you try to decipher who’s telling the truth and who’s just joking around. It’s like a real-life mystery game, but in Minecraft!
Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a family dinner confrontation. Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world filled with mystery and mayhem. They embarked on a quest to build the craziest creations and conquer the most challenging obstacles. But little did they know, the real challenge was dealing with the wacky characters they encountered along the way.
From mischievous mobs to quirky players, our server is a place where anything can happen. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one described above. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only attack if you try to steal their bones. But don’t worry, they’re easily bribed with a stack of raw porkchops.
Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg that can hatch into a baby dragon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just make sure to brush up on your language skills and practice talking with your mouth full, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
DarkWater Junior High School 24/7 Very simple basic SMP with added plugins for added difficulty for Minecraft latest version. Plugins list: GriefPrevention Victories Junior High School Lifesteal HarderMobs (Armoured Mobs) AntiCheat Simple VoiceChat How To Play Players are encouraged to work together and or build/survive their nations and towns to their will. Everytime you die you will lose a heart and after you lose all you will perish. PVP is enabled and so is voicechat. All players have equal commands and permissions and there are no ranks. If you die you may be revived with a revive beacon or you may simply craft more hearts to survive. There are no rules apart from senseless griefing, you may raid and steal if you need but it is not encouraged. Each town will have its own laws depending on player activity.
54.39.152.135:25604