Are you tired of being called conventionally ugly in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is pixel-perfectly beautiful! Join us and say goodbye to the haters who think you’re not easy on the eyes. Our server is so stunning, even the creepers can’t help but stop and stare in awe. So come on over and let your inner beauty shine through in the blocky world of Minecraft!
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UglyCraft: The Mirror Shatters
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BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.
Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.
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UglyDucklingsMC
come join our minecraft server where the uglier you are, the longer you live! based on a totally legit study, we guarantee that if you were rated as the least attractive in high school, you will have eternal life in our pixelated world. forget about those pesky mortality rates, join us and live forever! plus, our server is filled with magical creatures and secret dungeons that only the ugliest players can unlock. so what are you waiting for? join now and embrace your inner beauty (or lack thereof)!
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Blocky Booty Bash
Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Minecraft server where your favorite body part will be your ultimate weapon? Join us and discover the power of your pinky toe as you kick creepers into oblivion! Unleash the wrath of your elbow as you smash through blocks with ease! And don’t even get us started on the sheer awesomeness of your belly button – it’s a portal to a secret realm filled with diamonds and cake! So come on down and join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
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UglyDucklingMC SMP
Have you ever seen a movie where they try to pass off a supermodel as a “nerd” just because they wear glasses and a ponytail? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft SMP form! Our server is full of gorgeous players who are just pretending to be ugly for the lols. Join us and witness the most ridiculous transformations as we try to convince each other that we’re not actually stunningly attractive. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
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BlockyBody Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a boring body? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all the weird and wacky bodies out there! Join us and show off your unique features like having four arms, a tail, or even glowing eyes! Don’t be a square, be a polygon on our server!
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ForeheadGainsCraft
join our epic minecraft server where we have magical potions that make your forehead muscles grow so big that you can touch the sky! imagine walking around with a forehead so massive that birds mistake it for a landing pad. not only that, but we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows. who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insanity? come join us and let’s see how high we can make those foreheads grow!
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HotMessCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of seeing the most attractive person in your high school or college getting all the attention? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, they mysteriously disappeared and now everyone is vying for the title of the hottest player in town! Join us and show off your pixelated beauty as you compete in epic build battles and strut your stuff in the virtual world. Who needs real-life attractiveness when you can be the hottest blocky babe or stud on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!
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InsecuriCraft
Are you tired of feeling insecure about your physical features? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a blocky pixelated masterpiece! No need to worry about your appearance when you can be a majestic unicorn or a fierce dragon in the game. Join us and leave your insecurities at the door – because in this world, the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine!
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BlockyBoysOnly
Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of skeletons shooting you from afar? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave where you can escape all those annoying mobs and just focus on building epic structures with your bros. Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a pig, or engage in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon. Don’t be a noob, join our server now and show off your building skills to impress all the virtual ladies.