Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pig King, a majestic ruler who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest. Think you have what it takes to take on this porky monarch?
Join us now and experience the thrill of riding pigs and battling bacon-loving royalty. Who needs a boring old bicycle when you can have a pig as your trusty steed?
imagine mining for diamonds while doing intense interval exercises to level up your brain power! you’ll be outsmarting creepers and zombies in no time!
we’ve got mini-games that will challenge your mind and keep you on your toes. who needs sudoku when you can solve complex puzzles while building your dream castle?
so what are you waiting for? join us now and become the einstein of minecraft!
imagine dis, u flyin around buildin ur dream house in da clouds, makin all da other players jelly of ur epic skills. u can be da ruler of da skies, da king of da clouds!
so come join us on dis server where gravity is just a suggestion and da possibilities are endless! fly high, my friend, fly high!
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil villagers, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Bacon” competition. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Llama Racing League” where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory.
But the real reason to join our server? The National Socialist who works out every day. Rumor has it he can bench press a stack of diamond blocks with ease and has a pet creeper named Klaus. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
want to ride a giant flying squid? we got it! how about battling a dragon made out of cheese? yep, we have that too!
our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the madness!
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SEASON 2 IS HERE!!!
We currently are a quite small server, modpack mostly consists of create (and expansions), origins, some client-side mods and now with standard shader support (iris and oculus. Be sure to disable or lower the shaders because they’re on ultra by default and you might run into some problems with the pre-installed shaders) you can also install craft presence so you can show your friends that you’re a proud player of our server!
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Got a bedrock realm that’s been going for a few months, we have a super solid group and are almost to 40 members. We wanna take in more members as we have many members in different time zones. Super active realm, government system in place and a lot of community work and projects done. We hold events and take input from the community for future projects etc.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the realm? | You can join by sending a private message for the discord link. |
| Is there an age requirement to join? | Yes, only adults ages 20 and above are allowed in the realm. |
| What kind of activities are done in the realm? | We have a government system in place, community work, projects, events, and more. |
| Are there specific rules for the realm? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all members must follow to maintain a positive environment. |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret Hamburg steak recipe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fearsome Cow King who only appears once every full moon. Will you be the one to uncover the recipe and become the ultimate Hamburg steak chef?
So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your appetite for Hamburg steak, of course). Join us today and let the beefy adventures begin!
Just like in real life, you’ll have to cook, clean, and take care of your virtual home. But don’t worry, we promise it’s way more fun than doing it in real life! Plus, you might even have to deal with a virtual boyfriend who never cooks and expects you to do all the work. Will you stand your ground and make him cook for himself, or will you give in and cook for both of you? The choice is yours!
So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of virtual housework and relationships. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of creepers show up and start a dance party. Or how about the time our resident prankster replaced all the diamonds in the mine with potatoes? Classic!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombies armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the endless possibilities that await you in our pixelated paradise!
Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers). Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie pigmen, or engage in a heated debate with a talking squid about the merits of pineapple on pizza.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurdly entertaining Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a mischievous Enderman). Life will never be the same after you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our one-of-a-kind server.
