come join our epic minecraft server where we promise you will have DOUBLE the fun of any other server out there!! why settle for just one health condition when you can have TWO?!?! our players who have experienced childhood abuse have reported feeling more alive than ever as they battle their way through angina, arthritis, asthma, heart attacks, and depression in the virtual world of minecraft! join us now for a truly unforgettable experience filled with chaos, adventure, and maybe even a little therapy.
AbusedCraft: DoubleTroubleHealth
Blocky Bullies: Weight Discrimination
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like having fun? well then u gotta join our server cuz it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in minecraft form. we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (shh, don’t tell anyone). plus, nearly 40% of adult Americans say they’ve experienced some type of sport-related mistreatment in their lives, but on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond-encrusted unicorn. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. also, did we mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire? yeah, it’s pretty lit.PreggoProhibitionsMC
Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have drama like this crazy story! We don’t have toxic friends like Grace or shady coworkers like Anthony. Our server is drama-free and full of fun adventures!Imagine building your dream castle without worrying about someone stealing your diamonds or betraying you like Grace did. On our server, you can trust your friends and build epic structures together without any backstabbing.
Plus, we have the coolest mini-games and events that will keep you entertained for hours. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.
So ditch the drama and join us for a wild ride of fun and friendship. Who needs toxic people like Grace when you can have a blast with us on our Minecraft server? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – join now!
FrenchFryCraft Minecraft Server
hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?! well do i have a story for you! so like, in this server, we have this crazy town called france and they are like getting ready for the biggest child abuse trial ever! like, can you imagine the drama and chaos that will unfold?! join our server to witness this insane event and maybe even become a part of the trial yourself! we promise you won’t be bored, like ever! so come on, what are you waiting for?! join now and be a part of the madness!TraumaCraft: Endo Edition
lmao u wont believe what this minecraft server has to offer! we got endometriosis linked to traumatic experiences in childhood and adulthood! like what even is that? but dont worry, we got u covered with the most epic adventures and crazy builds that will make u forget all about that endometriosis stuff. join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a little bit of trauma (just kidding… maybe). come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels
So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!Mommy’s PvP Daycare Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence you’ll see is when you accidentally hit a chicken with your pickaxe! our server is so safe, even the creepers are friendly!we’ve got a special connection between building epic structures and improving your mental health! studies show that players who join our server are less likely to experience stress and anxiety, and more likely to have a blast!
our server is like a virtual playground for kids under 5! they can build their own little houses, explore the vast world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! plus, our server is so nutritious, you’ll never go hungry with all the virtual food options!
so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and experience the magic for yourself! who needs real life drama when you can have endless fun and adventure in our virtual world?
CraftyParentAbuseNoMore
Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and getting griefed by pesky players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of abusive parents in real life and build your dream world in the safety of our virtual realm. Our server is so safe, even helicopter parents would approve! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and will trade you unlimited diamonds for a stack of dirt. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your abusive past behind in a pixelated paradise!CraftyCopsMC
So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total escape from the real world drama, right? Well, imagine a server where the police are like superheroes, saving players from abusive husbands and uncovering all the drama in French rape trials. It’s like a soap opera meets a survival game, with twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join us for a wild ride of justice, betrayal, and pixelated drama. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this server!InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship destroyer! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a block of diamonds or sabotaging your significant other’s base just for laughs.We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?