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FemAnon Beatdown Minecraft SMP

aggression, aggression towards women, Assertiveness, beat up, Beatdown, challenge, Combat, Competition, Confidence, Confrontation, DOMINANCE, EASILY, femanon, Fight, intimidation, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Physical, power, self defense, smp, strength, Victory

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of getting wrecked by femanons on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the players are so tough, they could easily beat up any femanon without breaking a sweat. Our players have trained with the Ender Dragon and sparred with creepers, so you better bring your A-game if you want to survive in this wild world. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a whole army of zombie pigmen with just a carrot. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to face the ultimate challenge of proving your strength against the toughest players around.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal sex, blocky, BOOTY, comfort, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, desire, emotional, Experience, Exploration, Intimacy, Minecraft, nerves, PENETRATION, Physical, Pleasure, Sensation, Sensitive, Server, sex, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes, including answering life’s most burning questions like “What does anal sex feel like?” Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, dive into the unknown and let your imagination run wild with us!

Athlete Minecraft Server

athlete, attraction, College Athlete, Crush, desire, FANTASY, fit, handsome, hook up, hot, jock, Male, man, Minecraft, Physical, Popular, Server, sex, sports, STUDENT, University, young

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Votes:	8874
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	298
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with male college athletes who are ready to show you a good time both in-game and out of game 😉. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our roster of hunky athletes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Chuddy Minecraft SMP Vibe

#unwell, Body, chuddy, confusion, discomfort, emotions, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling, health, Mental, Mind, Minecraft, Physical, sick, smp, Sudden, tired, unease, unexpected, unexplained, VIBE, well-being

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens, or getting pranked by our resident prankster who loves to fill your house with llamas.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pumpkin helmet!

So if you’re feeling chuddy and want to spice up your Minecraft experience, come join us for a server that’s anything but normal. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Punching Asuka in her ugly kraut face Minecraft server

aggression, altercation, asuka, Championship, Combat, Confrontation, face, fighter, German, japanese, Kraut, Martial Arts, match, Minecraft, Physical, Punching, Revenge, rival, Server, Ugly, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Emeralds Found:	7163
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Animals Bred:	171	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	173

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can punch Asuka in her ugly kraut face! That’s right, join us for epic battles against Asuka and her kraut minions as we defend our blocky world from their evil clutches. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Asuka, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single touch. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show Asuka who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible!

ScarCraftStory

accident, Body, emotional, Experience, healing, injury, long tail tag, MARK, memorable, Memory, Pain, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarCraftStory, skin, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Blood Minecraft SMP Allowed WWE

Allowed, athletes, Becky, Blood, blood in wrestling., busted open, clean up, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, entertainment industry, hardcore match, INTENSE, Minecraft, Physical, professional wrestling, smp, sports, Storyline, Tiffany, wrestling, wwe, WWE matches

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring, bloodless battles in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we embrace the chaos and allow blood to flow freely! Just like in that epic WWE hardcore match between Becky and Tiffany, we don’t shy away from the hardcore action. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated PvP battle that ends with you getting busted open – but don’t worry, we won’t stop the match to clean you up! Join us for some wild and unpredictable gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Doomscrolling Drive Time

addiction, alertness, anxiety, danger, distraction, doomscrolling, DRIVE, Driving, exhaustion, Focus, Frustration, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, Physical, Relaxation, road rage, Safety, stress, Technology, Time, traffic

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Runes Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Void Gems Collected:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

Blu-rays, BOUGHT, Box Sets, Collections, collectors edition, discuss, DVDs, film buffs, funhouse, Home Theater, Kino, limited edition, Media, movie library, movie marathon, Movie Nights, movies, packaging, Physical, physical media, smp, special features, tv shows, Watched

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

AI artists, AI perfection, AI porn, AI pornmommies, AI Slop, catbox, Catbox galleries, Editors, Experience, Fapping, gooners, Image Generation, Minecraft, Nijisanji, NovelAI, PLAP, prompters, requesters, Site rules, SlopCraft, smp, stable diffusion, Ultimate, Uploads

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2835
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we focus on fapping-focused AIslop! Join us if you enjoy plapping to AI perfection and want to be surrounded by like-minded individuals. Our community is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, NovelAI artists – basically, if you’re into AIslop, you’ll fit right in!

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Nijisanji doesn’t pay enough, so we’re here to fill that void! Our server is a place where you can let your wildest AIslop fantasies run free, all while abiding by site rules (of course).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have the most outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you. From building giant fapping towers to battling AI monsters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the fapping-focused AIslop madness for yourself! Just remember to use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed – we take our AIslop seriously here. See you in the virtual world, plappers!

Madoka Movie Teaser Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, anticipation, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, japanese animation, Kino, leaked footage, leaked scenes, Madoka, Magical Girl, Minecraft, Movie, New Scenes, Revealed, Server, sneak peek, spoilers, streamable, Teaser, Trailer, upcoming movie

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	1604
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil zombie chickens, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant flamingo with laser eyes? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re no joke.

Dimeless Minecraft SMP Society

BIZARRE, Conspiracy, dimeless, Disappearance, eerie, Enigma, Haunting, Inexplicable, Minecraft, missing, Mystery, odd, Paranormal, Phenomenon, smp, society, strange, strange events, Supernatural, unexplained, unsolved, urban legend, VANISHED

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

We have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for cookies, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of players who call themselves the “Troll Brigade” and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or stand against their shenanigans?

So why did it become so dimeless, you ask? Because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating unforgettable memories with your fellow players. Join us today and see what all the hype is about!

Deep in the Dark Minecraft Server

Astral Projection, BJ, creepy, Dark, deep, Demon, dream, fear, hallucination, hj, Horror, lucid dreaming, mind control, Minecraft, Nightmare, Server, sex, sleep disorder, sleep paralysis, subconscious, Supernatural, surreal, Terror

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and maybe even have a romantic encounter with your sleep paralysis demon? Look no further!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to finally fulfill your wildest dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance.

So why wait? Join our server today and see what kind of crazy antics await you. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they have a tendency to steal your blocks and your heart.

Messi Launches New Hard Rock GoySlop Kids Menu Meal Minecraft SMP

Critics, goyslop, HARD, hard rock, Kids, kids menu, launches, Meal, mealtime, menu, messi, Minecraft, Rock, Ronaldo Burger, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Divine Spears Created:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs!

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!

Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2498	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Country Fragrance Minecraft Server

beauty, Country, culture, fashion, Fragrance, fragrance brand, fragrance choice, fragrance notes, fragrance preference, fragrance review, fragrance scent, fragrance selection, Grooming, Lifestyle, Minecraft, perfume, personal care, scent, Server, soap, tradition

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	224
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18

Join our Minecraft server because we have players who wear soap-scented armor for good luck! Legend has it that wearing this armor will make you invincible in battle and attract rare mobs to your side. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

15k Sat Shitcoin Minecraft SMP

15K, 15k sat, Altcoin, altcoin exchange, altcoin investment, altcoin market, altcoin trading, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, high risk, Investment, low market cap, Minecraft, pump and dump, SAT, shitcoin, smp, speculative investment, Trading, virtual currency, Volatile

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, jidf, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Minecraft, Miuna Usako, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PixelChronicle, pixelcraft, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, Reverie, schedules, Server, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V4Mirai, vnug, VSMP, VT

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Potions Brewed:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join in on the wackiest adventures with our pixelated pals!

Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.

And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!

The Cringiest Christmas Movie Marathon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Christmas tree on fire? Look no further, because our server is like a holiday movie marathon gone terribly wrong! Join us for a jolly good time filled with more chaos than the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!