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LibidoFixMC SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

CraftyLifeChanger

butterfly effect, Choices, CraftyLifeChanger, critical choices, Decision making, game changer, impactful decisions, life changing, Life decisions, life-altering, major outcomes, minor choices, pivotal moments, ripple effect, seemingly insignificant, significant choices, significant impact, small decision, transformative choices, turning point, unexpected consequences

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

6.6bil, Brussels, Budget, Bypass.., controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EURO, European Commission, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, funding, Hungary, international relations, legislation, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, Ukraine, veto, VetoBypassCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

MindCraft Network: Distress & Desire

addiction, Behavior, cognitive processes, coping mechanisms, craving, desire, desire thinking, Distress, emotional regulation, extended thinking styles, internet use, mental health, Mental well-being, mindcraft, Network, Online platforms, problematic social network site use, psychological distress, research, rumination, social media, stress, Technology, worry

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Emeralds Found:	8851
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Crops Grown:	2943

So, like, you ever feel like your brain is on overdrive and you just can’t stop thinking about stuff? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let all that worry and rumination melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build cool stuff with your pals.

We did some totally legit research that found out that playing on our server actually decreases your desire to spend all day on social media. Like, who needs Facebook when you can be building a giant castle with your buddies, am I right? Plus, the more you play on our server, the less you’ll crave those other platforms. It’s like a miracle cure for social media addiction!

So, come join us on our server and let your worries float away like a fluffy cloud. Build, explore, and laugh with friends in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

16+, all skill levels, Amazing terrain, Aus, Australian host, Broken Cove seed, Chill, Custom Modpack, Dig, DigNation, Discord Required, fabric server, Friends, Hosted, INCLUSIVE, Kindness, LGBTQ, Minecraft awesomeness, Neurodivergent friendly, No Reset, Passionate players, Performance Mods, QoL mods, Respect, safe space, Shop, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Minecraft Server
Server Name	DigNation SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Host Location	Australia
Season	2nd season
Modpack	Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
Age Requirement	16+
Application Link	Apply here

FAQ

1. What is DigNation SMP?

DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

3. What is the server’s terrain like?

We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

4. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

5. What are the server requirements?

Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

console, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming controversies, gaming culture, gaming industry, gaming memes, gaming opinions, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo consoles, Nintendo exclusives, Nintendo fans, nintendo games, nintendo switch, pokemon, Server, super smash bros, video games, Zelda

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7776
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	496537

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

1904ft, 580m, Adventure, beauty, Country, Destination, Explore, height, landmark, landscape, Majestic, Minecraft, natural wonder, Nature, Outdoor, Scenic, smp, Tall, tallest waterfall, tourism, travel, Waterfall, waterfall photography, World record

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9302
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	6912
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

MisogynistMasherCraft

AGGRESSIVE, Breakup, Communication, Conversation, family, Father, gen z, Girlfriend, Girls, MisogynistMasherCraft, Misogyny, Mother, parenting, rant, relationships, Respect, screaming, sister, Son, VALUES, Women

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6493
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Enchantments Applied:	178
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”