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RetirementCraft: No College Funds 🤷‍♂️

college, education, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Financial Planning, Financial Security, financial struggles, financial support, funds, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, long-term consequences, parents, personal responsibility, Retirement, RetirementCraft, sacrifice, selfish, sibling relationships, tough love, ungrateful

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your parents for not helping them financially in their old age? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those pesky real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion without worrying about your parents mooching off your hard-earned money. No more tears, no more guilt trips, just pure gaming bliss.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special quest where you can defeat the entitled parent boss and show them who’s boss. Take that, mom and dad!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama. Let’s block out the negativity together!

UniverseQs Minecraft SMP

cosmic contemplation, Cosmic exploration, cosmic inquiry, cosmic mysteries, cosmic questions, Cosmic Wonders, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Infinite, introspection, Metaphysical, Minecraft, philosophy, pondering, questions, smp, Universe, Universe Exploration, universe inquiry, universe mysteries, UniverseQs, Wonder

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	992481
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only question you ask is “where’s the nearest diamond?” Well, look no further because on our server, the universe asks YOU questions! That’s right, every time you mine a block or slay a creeper, the universe will whisper a deep, thought-provoking question in your ear. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the cosmos at your fingertips? Join now and unlock the mysteries of the universe…or at least have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all!

BlockCrafters: Interviewing Steve

Blockcrafters, Career Advice, interview mistakes, Interview preparation, interview red flags to avoid, Interview Tips, interview warning signs, Interviewing, Job Interview, job interview advice, job interview red flags, job interview red flags to watch out for, job interview tips, Job Search, red flag, red flag behaviors, red flag interview questions, red flags during a job interview, red flags in interviews, red flags in job interviews, red flags to watch out for, steve, warning signs

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil llamas, and mining for diamonds with your pet panda sidekick.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get us started on our custom-made mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” and “Zombie Dance Party.”

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and the only rule is to have fun? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your chicken, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

FreedomCraft Minecraft Server

activism, civil rights, Democracy, executions, freedom, FreedomCraft, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Justice, Life, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nationwide, Oppression, Political, PROTESTS, resistance, Server, social change, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join our server where we have over 1400+ players executed in just 2 years! why, u ask? well, it all started with a nationwide protest called “Woman, Life, Freedom” and things got a little out of hand. but hey, now we have the most intense and action-packed server around! join us if u dare, and see if u can survive the chaos and madness. who knows, u might even become the next legend of our server! so what r u waiting for? come join us now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs

2025, comparison, cost of living, disparity, Economy, employment, Government, higher, income, International, Labor, Living, market trends, minimum wage, Poland, policy, PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs, regulations, Standards, US, wages

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

lol join this server becuz in this server u can make more money than in poland in 2025!!! like, u can mine diamonds and sell them for like a bazillion dollars!!! also, the pigs in this server can talk and they tell the funniest jokes ever!!! u can also ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world!!! so join now and become the richest, funniest, and most heroic player in the history of minecraft servers!!!

SurvivorSMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft PvP Lifesteal Dungeons Combat Armor Swords Immersive Dynamic Updates World Player versus Player Skills Experience Survival Adventure Multiplayer Community Challenges Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

With regular updates and an ever-evolving world, SurvivorSMP promises an immersive and dynamic Minecraft experience like no other. Whether you’re more of a PvP player of more of a Lifesteal type of player, SurvivorSMP has everything for you! So grab your swords, equip your best armor, and step into SurvivorSMP’s Dungeons of Doom where you can show off you best combat skills and become the number one Survivor!

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The Farting Minecraft Crew: A Vanilla Roleplay Server with a 1.20.2 Whitelist

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Community, CREW, Custom Mobs, Discord, enchanting features, Engineering, Events, FARTING, Fisher, FORESTER, Magic, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Roleplay, Server, Smith, Smithing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

TFMC Realm Overview

Server Features	Ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience
	Custom dungeons for exploration
	Forge your path as a master in various professions
	Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist
	Dynamic world with exclusive events
	Player-Based Economy

FAQs

1. Is this server modded?

No, the server is completely Vanilla with multiple plugins for added features.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join by connecting to the server IP or through our Discord channel for more information.

3. What professions can I choose in the game?

You can choose from being a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.

4. Are there custom mobs in the game?

Yes, there are custom mobs along with over 60 Magic Spells for you to explore.

5. Can I build my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can build your own nation and strive to become the best nation on the server.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

3 episode rule, Anime, Babes, blocky, Minecraft, murder, Old anime, Psycho, rape, Server, Trauma, WOMAN

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the NPCs have crazy backstories! Join us and witness the epic tale of a traumatized woman turned psycho after a tragic event, only to be hunted down by players for being too dangerous! It’s like a twisted anime plot come to life, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

Retire in Minecraft SMP

budgeting for retirement, early retirement, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, long term savings, Minecraft, retiré, retirement age, retirement budget, retirement calculations, retirement expenses, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement nest egg, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement savings, retirement savings goal, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

Hijab-FreeCraft: No More Morality Police

cultural norms, equality, freedom, gender equality, Headscarf, Hijab, HijabFreeCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Islamic law, MIDDLE EAST, morality, Morality Police, Police, president, punishment, religious freedom, social change, strict dress code, UN, violence, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and be whoever u wanna be? well, on this server, u can be the president of iran! u can make all the rules and stuff. but get this, u can also make it so that the morality police can’t bother women about wearing the hijab headscarf anymore! u can be the hero who saves all the women from getting in trouble for what they wear. join this server and be the change u wanna see in the world! plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other players who are just as awesome as u. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be the president of iran in minecraft!