LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE
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PuppyPotion PvP Land
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Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft
Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!
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ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!
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FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!
Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!
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BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!
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Phthalate-Free Kids Skincare Server
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even ur skincare products are shook? well, boy do i have the server for u! our server is so epic, it’s been scientifically proven that using skincare products while playing on it can make u a total boss. like, ur urine levels will be off the charts with phthalates, whatever that means. join now for a skincare routine like no other!