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Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

air quality, airborne toxins, carcinogens, chemical exposure, CraftyCraft, environmental health, flexible materials, garden hoses, health risks, long tail tags, lunchboxes, phthalates, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, PlasticizerFree, plasticizers, Pollution, reproductive toxins, shower curtains, socal, southern california, toxic exposure, Upholstery

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ores Mined:	5564
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

bisphenol, Blood, breast milk, Chemicals, consumer safety, contamination, environmental pollution, food packaging, hair, health risks, human blood, humans, Industrial Chemicals, metals, milk, PFAS, phthalates, public health, toxic compounds, ToxicCraft, toxicology, Toxins, volatile organic compounds

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mines Excavated:	4909	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3968	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition

BottleCraft, bottled water, consumer demand, contaminants, Edition, endocrine disruptors, environmental health, environmental impact, health risks, hormone disruptors, microplastics, phthalates, plastic bottles, plastic contamination, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, single-use plastics, Water, water bottles, water pollution, water quality

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!

Phthalate-Free Kids Skincare Server

Beauty Products, child safety, children, developmental toxicants, hair conditioners, hair oils, health, Kids, lotions, ointments, PhthalateFree, phthalates, research, Server, skincare, skincare effects, skincare ingredients, skincare products, skincare risks, Skincare Routine, study, sunscreen, URINE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even ur skincare products are shook? well, boy do i have the server for u! our server is so epic, it’s been scientifically proven that using skincare products while playing on it can make u a total boss. like, ur urine levels will be off the charts with phthalates, whatever that means. join now for a skincare routine like no other!

Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

absolute power, barons, capitalism, ceos, communism, Corruption, Decadence, Democracy, global corporations, Government, Kings, Language, massive funds, Minecraft, monarchs, Monarchy, oligarchy, property owners, rental properties, Revolutions, serfs, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP

breakup advice, breakup healing, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup tips, BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP, coping, depression, Emotional healing, emotional wellness, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, Post Break Up, self love, self-care, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Towns Built:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream after a breakup? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the healing power of building and mining wash away your post-breakup blues. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers with your new virtual friends? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even mend broken hearts. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

FamCraft: Value Edition

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, care, Communication, Connection, Edition, FamCraft, family, Gratitude, Happiness, Laughter, love, loyalty, Memories, relationships, Respect, Support, togetherness, Traditions, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of your boring old family? Join our Minecraft server and create a new family of blocky buddies who will always have your back! Our server is so awesome, even your grandma will want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons – perfect for family bonding activities like slaying dragons together! So say goodbye to your lame real family and hello to your new pixelated one on our server!

Peak Lama’s Revenge

Arunachal, Asia-Pacific, Border dispute, China, controversy, Dalai Lama, Diplomatic tension, geographical feature, Himalayas, India, international relations, Lamas, mountain range, Naming, peak, Politics, protest, Revenge, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, symbolic gesture, territorial claim

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	930917	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we name all our peaks after famous llamas like the Dalai Lama! china be fumin’ but we be laughin’ as we climb our way to the top of the himalayas, dodging angry pandas and sippin’ on bubble tea. build your own llama sanctuary and ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while wearing traditional tibetan robes. join now before china tries to shut us down, we ain’t scared of no panda army!

FunyMine – Anarchic Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Anarchic, Auto-mine, building, Community, Competition, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, FunyMine, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	377
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

The owner of the server “FunyMine – Anarchic” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Abode Minecraft Server

abode, adulting, age, blocky, cultural norms, Decision making, family dynamics, financial independence, home life, Household, independent living, living arrangements, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, multi-generational living, on your own, personal space, roommates, Server, societal expectations, with parents, young adults

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving on a diet of Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew? Are you ready to break free from the shackles of adulthood and embrace your inner block-building warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive headfirst into a pixelated paradise!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build towering castles, and engage in intense battles with other players. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax in our virtual hot tubs or take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forests.

And hey, who needs to move out when you can have the ultimate gaming experience right at your fingertips? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild!

Minecraft SMP: Fight Club /mcfc/

arcade mode, Characters, club, Combos, Community, competitive, discussion, FGG, Fight, fighting game genre, fighting games, gameplay, Gaming, general, MCFC, Mechanics, Minecraft, online play, pastebin, smp, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks, video games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the chickens do the mining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They were busting out moves that would make even the most seasoned player jealous. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of singing wolves. And if you manage to defeat them in a karaoke battle, the pickaxes are yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

VacayVeto: No BIL Allowed!

Allowed, bil, couples time, couples vacation, family vacation, romantic vacation, third wheeling, tropical getaway, vacation, vacation boundaries, vacation dynamics, vacation etiquette, vacation expectations, vacation planning, vacation privacy, vacation quality time, vacation romance, vacation with family, vacation with friends, vacation with in-laws, vacation with siblings, VacayVeto

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the vacation vibes you’ve been dreaming of? Look no further! Our server is like a tropical getaway for your pixelated self.

Imagine this: you and your Minecraft partner planning the perfect vacation together, only to have your friend’s brother show up out of nowhere and crash the party. That’s right, we’ve got surprise guests galore on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Picture this: you and your partner trying to enjoy a romantic sunset on the beach, only to have your friend’s brother join in on the fun. Who needs couples massages when you can have a third wheel tagging along for the ride?

Join our server now for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs privacy and alone time when you can have constant entertainment and unexpected guests at every turn? Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server!

NoSleepCraft – Stay up all night, craft all day!

Craft, Day, exhaustion, FATIGUE, insomnia, mental health, night, NoSleepCraft, sleep deprivation, sleep deprivation causes, sleep deprivation consequences, sleep deprivation consequences on health, sleep deprivation effects, sleep deprivation impact, sleep deprivation recovery, sleep deprivation research, sleep deprivation symptoms, sleep deprivation treatment, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleepless nights, stay

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Farms Harvested:	109
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Have you ever stayed up for so long that you started seeing creepers in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to push their limits and see just how long they can go without sleep! Join us for epic all-night gaming sessions where you’ll battle mobs, build epic structures, and maybe even hallucinate a little (in a totally fun way, of course). Who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle in the virtual world? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate sleepless Minecraft marathon!

BlockyBlitz: Hezbollah’s Revenge

anti-Israel protest, anti-war movement, attack Israel, Belgium demonstration, Belgium protest, BlockyBlitz, foreign policy, global security, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Hezbollahs, hit Tel Aviv, international relations, Middle East conflict, Middle East tensions, Nasrallah, peace activism, political demonstration, Political unrest, regional conflict, Revenge, Tel Aviv bombing, Terrorism

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Emeralds Found:	3959	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where we pretend to be Nasrallah and hit Tel Aviv? Belgium is protesting and calling on Hezbollah to attack Israel, but we’re just here building epic bases and battling mobs. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic adventures! Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual mayhem in this insane server? Come on, let’s blow stuff up together!