PhthalateFree Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Phthalate-Free Kids Skincare Server

Beauty Products, child safety, children, developmental toxicants, hair conditioners, hair oils, health, Kids, lotions, ointments, PhthalateFree, phthalates, research, Server, skincare, skincare effects, skincare ingredients, skincare products, skincare risks, Skincare Routine, study, sunscreen, URINE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Void Gems Collected:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even ur skincare products are shook? well, boy do i have the server for u! our server is so epic, it’s been scientifically proven that using skincare products while playing on it can make u a total boss. like, ur urine levels will be off the charts with phthalates, whatever that means. join now for a skincare routine like no other!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1416	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2206	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5325	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Runes Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Potions Brewed:	111	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Animals Bred:	85
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Magic Items Found:	5324	Evil Twin Fights:	4

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Items Found:	8651	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!