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  • TShirt Quotes: Minecraft SMP

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    TShirt Quotes: Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up Minecraft warriors and blocky adventurers! You NEED to join this OUTRAGEOUS SMP I just stumbled upon. Picture this: a land where the grass is ALWAYS greener, but only because of the insane giant pigs that trample it into a nutrient-rich mulch. Yeah, you heard me! Grass-growing PIGS. They’re like unicorns but with more bacon. 😍🥓

    But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, folks! You know how Steve literally spends all his days mining for diamonds? On THIS SMP, diamonds are actually like little pieces of chocolate that give you diabetes when you eat them. 🍫💎 But don’t worry, the medic villagers will be there to give you heart-warping hugs to heal you!

    Have you ever wanted to duel a SKELETON with a FLAMING CROSSBOW while riding a flamingo wearing sunglasses? Because on this server, that’s a standard Tuesday afternoon activity! 🌈🦩 I swear, last week my buddy Jerry got into a fistfight with a witch over who had the best pet parrot, and the parrot ended up casting fireballs! LIKE, HOW IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?! 🦜🔥

    And let’s talk about the lore. OMG the lore! One time, the Ender Dragon got upset because someone stole its cake, and it RAINED ENDER PEARLS for a whole WEEK! So now we have the Great Ender Pearl Festival where you literally dive off cliffs into pools of lava (safely, I promise) to earn your ‘Pearl of Honor’! 🏅💥 You could totally win the GRAND PRIZE, which is just an enchanted potato or something, but who doesn’t want an ENCHANTED POTATO?! It’s like the Holy Grail, but spud-ier!

    But wait! I haven’t even told you about GRIEFING REBATES! If you accidentally break a friend’s house, you get a coupon for a free pizza in REAL LIFE, delivered by an actual Enderman who just wants to be your friend but really can’t figure out how to order! 🍕🙃 So many friendships are forged in this chaos, it’s like a blocky rom-com where nobody remembers the script!

    Join now, and who knows! You might just discover the secret to infinite fish tacos—rolled by magical llamas! 🦙🌮 Seriously, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the BEST adventures of your blocky life. See you there, or I’ll send a zombie to your house with a really bad haircut! 🧟‍♂️✂️✨

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  • CraftyPenisDraws

    CraftyPenisDraws

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    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward questions like that again! Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget all about real life drama. Plus, we have a secret area where you can build a giant statue of your…um, member. It’s a great way to show off your…creativity. So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind!

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Peace Summit Edition

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    ZelenskyCraft: Peace Summit Edition

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    so, like, u kno how u always wanted to be, like, a diplomat or sumthin? well, now u can on our amazin minecraft server! we got zelensky comin to switzerland for a peace summit and u can be there too, virtually! join us and be part of history, man. 92 countries already confirmed, so u kno it’s gonna be lit. come build ur own peace treaty or somethin, idk, just join us and have a blast! peace out, homies.

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  • PuppyTraining101

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    PuppyTraining101

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    join dis server if u want to train a dog to train a human to train a dog! we got crazy challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a pig! if u can do dat, u can do anything! also, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds if u can beat him in a dance battle! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wacky adventure! come join da fun and see if u have what it takes to train a dog to train a human to train a dog!

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  • AminoCraft: CO2 Capture Pro

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    AminoCraft: CO2 Capture Pro

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    yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got atom-level interaction design between amines and support for achieving efficient and stable CO2 capture! like, who even knew you could do that in minecraft, amirite?

    we got pigs flying around with jetpacks, creepers breakdancing to dubstep music, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond pickaxes for a single emerald.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken. and if you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

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  • ProjectEco: The OG Non-OP Prison PvP Classic – now with 100% more drama!

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    ProjectEco: The OG Non-OP Prison PvP Classic – now with 100% more drama!

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    ProjectEco – Remix of Classic Prisons Server

    IP Play.Projecteco.net
    Discord discord.projecteco.net
    Version 1.20+

    ⚙️ Server Overview:

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    This server is completely NON-OP and is a twist on classic prison servers from back in the day. Although the server is based around old-school prison servers, we have many updated and enjoyable features, including a fun story of quests to take you through your ranks.

    This server features custom content such as custom quests, custom enchantments, custom drops, custom fishing and cosmetics in order to ensure your experience at ProjectEco is unique.

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    💡 Gameplay Highlights:

    ⏰ NEW Content – Experience fresh content with our server updates every day, week, and month!

    🎮 Fair gameplay – Our server gives all players a fair chance to succeed; nothing is locked solely behind a paywall

    👥 Friendly & Active Community – Forge new friendships and create clans to play alongside others and escape the mines

    🔧 Anti-Cheat – No need to worry about hackers while playing on the server

    🛠️ Dedicated Support – Our active & trained staff team ensures you have the best gameplay possible

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by entering the IP “Play.Projecteco.net” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

    A: No, our server ensures fair gameplay for all players and does not lock important features behind a paywall.

    Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

    A: Yes, we have custom quests, enchantments, drops, fishing, and cosmetics to make your experience unique.

    Q: How can I report a hacker on the server?

    A: You can report any hackers to our dedicated support team or use the in-game reporting system.

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  • ArisuCraft Minecraft Server

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    ArisuCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at Arisu for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined Arisu and found themselves in a land where diamonds fell from the sky like rain and the trees were made of candy. They built a castle made entirely of cake and lived happily ever after, surrounded by friendly llamas who told hilarious jokes.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the back of a dragon and battle evil witches with nothing but a carrot in hand. You can also participate in our weekly llama fashion show, where the most stylish llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Arisu today and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • ZeroCraft Minecraft Server: “Requiem for Noobs”

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    ZeroCraft Minecraft Server: “Requiem for Noobs”

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    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Join our server where we have epic battles between Lelouch and Schneizel for control of the server! Will Lelouch finally achieve his Zero Requiem or will Schneizel come out on top? Join now to find out and be a part of the craziest Minecraft storyline ever! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds for all our players. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • ShowerLock2021

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    ShowerLock2021

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the stinky situations of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Join us and never worry about your husband ruining your relaxation time in the bathroom again – because in our server, you can build as many bathrooms as you want, all for yourself!

    No more penny or screwdriver shenanigans to invade your privacy – here, the only thing invading your space will be creepers (but don’t worry, you can always respawn)! And forget about IBS excuses, because in our server, everyone smells like roses (or at least like pixelated roses).

    So come on over and join us for a bath-time adventure like no other! Build your own spa, take a relaxing dip in pixelated paradise, and never again worry about someone barging in on your bathroom bliss. Because in our Minecraft server, the only thing stinking up the place is the sulfur from exploding creepers – and that’s a smell you can handle!

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  • CraftyAnnoyance

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    CraftyAnnoyance

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    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape from annoying habits like people who chew with their mouths open or leave the toilet seat up. On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can bother you with their irritating behaviors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see if you can survive the ghostly shenanigans!

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