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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 303 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 614695 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 120 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂
if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪