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Mother-in-Lawcraft

surgeries, comfort eating, depression, MotherInLawCraft, self esteem

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

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I_Tried_To_Be_A_Normie Minecraft SMP

smp, sharing, Traveling, cool photos, instagram

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, living your best Minecraft life, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic SMP you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking next level builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are as wild as they come.

> And get this – the only way to join is by following some secret celebrities on Instagram. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re talking A-listers, influencers, the whole shebang. But here’s the kicker – once you do, you’ll be granted access to a world of Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before.

> But beware, my friend. This SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that if you don’t post enough pics of your epic builds or share your craziest Minecraft stories, you’ll be permanently suspended from the server. And trust me, you do NOT want to mess with the admins on this one.

So, are you ready to dive headfirst into the insanity? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember – don’t mess with Zuckerberg, or you might just find yourself permanently suspended from the fun.

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CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

Pixel phone, hotel room, work trip, sulkiness, photos

So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

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KidPicsOrItDidntHappen

Childhood, inclusion, UNFAIR, love, summer camp

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never run out of hilarious adventures!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of family photo albums and dive into a world where the only memories you’ll make are the ones you create yourself.

Forget about the lack of childhood pictures, on our server, you can take all the screenshots you want and create a digital scrapbook that would make even the most dedicated mom jealous.

Don’t worry about stairs or physical limitations, in our virtual world, everyone can run, jump, and fly like a pro. No need to reminisce about old summer camps, because here, every day is a new adventure waiting to happen.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and join us on this wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs old family photos when you can make new memories with your Minecraft buddies? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination!

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WeddingBlocker420

mean spirited, spoiled, cousin, demanding, EXCLUDED

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you out like your family did at that wedding? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is invited, even distant cousins twice removed! We don’t play favorites like your aunt did, we treat everyone like family (the good kind, not the mean spirited kind).

Forget about watching wedding videos of events you weren’t even invited to, on our server, you’ll be the guest of honor every time! And don’t worry about storage space, we won’t flood you with unwanted photos like your cousin did.

So if you’re tired of being left out and feeling like an afterthought, join our server and be part of a community that values and appreciates you. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave those wedding woes behind!

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BoysNotWedding Minecraft Server

parenting, in-laws, Minecraft, Server, bridal party

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing family and wedding drama! Join us for a wild adventure on our farm-themed server, complete with two big ponds for you to explore (just watch out for the creepers!).

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and leave your older kids with your mum for a day of peace and quiet. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, even if your in-laws are mad at you for not bringing the kids for photos. Who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide between building a castle or a rollercoaster. Let’s leave the real-life stress behind and have some fun together!

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AdoptedByCreeper – Hide and Seek Edition

Birth, online presence, Identity, Edition, Challenges

join our epic minecraft server and escape the digital world of adoption suspicions! come build with us and prove your parents wrong with your epic block-building skills. who needs baby photos when you can create your own virtual world of awesomeness? come join us and show the world that you are more than just a digital presence – you are a minecraft master!

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WeddingPortraitDrama

leg, painter, WeddingPortraitDrama, reference, sexualized

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.

Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).

So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.

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PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

PixelPussyPics, body positivity, female anatomy, Sensual, big lips

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is filled with closed and big lips…pussys! No, not the furry kind, we’re talking about the most epic and jaw-dropping builds you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat Queen, who rules over all the pussys in the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into cats with a single meow…but only if they’re brave enough to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner creativity…and maybe even discover the secret of the elusive closed and big lips pussys. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Scratchless Minecraft Server

no skin irritation, no mark, pristine skin, skin care, healing

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you scratching your head? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t find any scabs or skin irritations here, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Band-Aid of Healing, rumored to cure all virtual wounds in the game. Our players have taken hundreds of photos trying to uncover its secrets, but so far, nothing but laughs and good times have been found.

So come join us and leave your worries (and your itchy skin) behind as you dive into a world of adventure and hilarity. Who needs a bandage when you have a diamond sword, right?

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