photographed Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PhotogenicHumansCraft

animal, Human Behavior, human characteristics, human culture, human diversity, human emotions, human evolution, human expressions, human interactions, Human nature, human photography, human portraits, human society, human species, humans, humans as animals, most photographed, PhotogenicHumansCraft, photographed, photography, species

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got humans takin selfies all day errday. like, imagine walkin thru da minecraft world and u see a bunch of humans posin for da camera, it’s wild yo. u can even photobomb dem and be like “yo, i’m in da shot too!” it’s da ultimate photobombing experience, u won’t find dis anywhere else, join now and be part of da human paparazzi squad.

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Potions Brewed:	84
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Villages Defended:	14	Buildings Constructed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Crops Grown:	8893	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Animals Bred:	188

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	181
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crops Grown:	2322
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!