New Minecraft Servers 2025

Photobook Minecraft Servers

Photobook Minecraft Servers

  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 2465
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Potions Brewed: 140 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 166

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a bad salsa at a Mexican restaurant! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s dining experience.

    Experience the thrill of waiting over 30 minutes for your food, only to have it arrive cold and room temperature. Will you be like the husband, demanding to leave and pacing around in a fit of rage? Or will you be like the wife, trying to salvage the situation and make the best of it?

    Challenge yourself to navigate through Americanized landscapes and new wait staff, all while keeping your cool like a pro. And remember, if things go sour like that salsa, just give us your feedback and we’ll do our best to fix it – no need to storm out in a dramatic fashion!

    So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of a spicy situation. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious restaurant meltdown – Minecraft style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrushCraft SMP – Celeb Crushes!

    CrushCraft SMP – Celeb Crushes!
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 7790
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have a chance to date your celebrity crush…in game! That’s right, we’ve got a secret plugin that lets you spawn in any famous hottie you desire. Just imagine building a house with Ryan Reynolds or going on a mining adventure with Beyoncé. The possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Join now and swipe right on your dream celeb in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YesToMinecraft

    YesToMinecraft
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 3732
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Magic Items Found: 2849
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be saying “YES” to endless fun and craziness! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

    So, if you want to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, then join us now! Say “YES” to adventure, laughter, and pure insanity. You won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JabariCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    JabariCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 5744
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the IDF taking down the deputy weapons production head Mohammed al-Jabari! it’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. come build your own army and take down the bad guys in epic battles that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBodyPositivity

    BlockyBodyPositivity
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 9604
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Falling into the Void: 2

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we appreciate all bodies, just like black nigerian women! we got the highest body appreciation in all the land, even higher than those eastern asian chinese women. if you join, you’ll feel like a queen with the best body image ever, even better than those white western women who are always feeling down about themselves. ethnicity and culture are our secret ingredients for promoting positive body image, so come on over and feel fabulous with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mechafem Minecraft Server

    Mechafem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 5961
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 488
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our server is run by Mechamaru, the gender-swapping robot! One minute he’s a dude, the next minute she’s a dudette! It’s like playing Minecraft with a whole new perspective every time!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight! Can you handle the clucking challenge?

    3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up random blocks and leaving you surprise gifts like TNT and diamonds. Who knew creepers could be so generous?

    4. We have a special event every Friday night called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses and try to outsmart the evil zombie jockeys. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, Mechamaru might be a girl next time you log in. It’s all part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP Shenanigans with Anon in Minecraft SMP

    SMP Shenanigans with Anon in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 7389
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Emeralds Found: 8176
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 2482

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of players who only communicate in meows and another group who can only speak in pig grunts. It’s like a real-life animal kingdom, but with blocky graphics!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit touchy-feely.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to conquer the legendary parkour course that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to a dance-off before they can pass. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken do the moonwalk like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

    ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 9024
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Animals Bred: 62 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

    Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

    So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBullyZoneMC

    NoBullyZoneMC
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 5782
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

    Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

    But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

    ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 6814
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

    From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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