AuntieSnapDeleteCraft

close, college, Justified, custody, Blessing

Are you tired of boring family drama and petty Facebook comments? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your aunt’s passive-aggressive behavior!

On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?

So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.

Velurient vanilla survival server Minecraft

Play, Velurient, Fun, Survival, multiplayer

Velurient SMP vanilla

49.12.168.17:50704

boomerzDetektivzMoonLandingFakeAI

Misinformation, media literacy, gullible, internet culture, Technology

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got boomers trying to solve the mystery of the moon landing being FAKE NEWS. they be like sherlock holmes up in here, but they be falling for every AI photo trick in the book. come see them try to crack the case while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a wild ride, fam. join now for the LOLs and the epic fails. let’s goooooooo!

Pixelated Hump Day Crew 2.0: The Blockbuster Edition

behind the scenes, tv show, Actors, hump, production

Lights, camera, creepers! Our Minecraft server is like no other because we are actually filming a reality show called “Survival Island: Minecraft Edition.” Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft superstar and win fabulous prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own government and currency system. Join us to uncover the mysteries of Pigtopia and maybe even become their king or queen.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary portal to the Netherworld where you can battle fire-breathing dragons and collect rare treasures. Just be careful not to get lost in the fiery depths or you might end up becoming a permanent resident of the Netherworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft celebrity!

Mel’s Goon Squad

Mels, satisfaction, goon, Sad Mel, Cumming

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! 🎉 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power to make your character break out into a spontaneous dance every time you mine them! 💃

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic dance battles. And rumor has it, if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the legendary Disco Llama! 🦙✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our mind-blowing Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

GF’s BFF Sends You Creeper – Minecraft Server

perspective, Server, friendship, Trust, loyalty

Join our Minecraft server to escape from awkward situations like this! Our server is a safe haven where you can build pixelated masterpieces and avoid fashion emergencies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a creeper ghost who will only haunt players wearing mismatched armor sets. So if you want to avoid a spooky fashion disaster, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your true love in the form of a blocky pig companion. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Away, Time to Play DEI’d Minecraft Server – PvP, Survival, Mini-Games & More! #DEIdonttellmom

babysitter, Server, DEIdonttellmom, Meme culture, funny

Join Our Epic Minecraft Server!

Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Reasons to Join Our Server:

Alien Invasions: Yes, you read that right. Expect unexpected invasions from aliens who are determined to take over our server!
Secret Underground Lair: Explore a hidden underground lair filled with treasure, traps, and maybe even a dragon or two!
Talking Animals: Who needs boring old domestic animals when you can have animals that talk, sing, and dance?
Pixelated Zombies: Our zombies come in all shapes and sizes, and they’re not your average brain-eating undead!

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Vax-Max Minecraft Server

vaccination, immunization, VaxMax, Medical advice, herd immunity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we vax-max all day, every day! Why vax-max, you ask? Because our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you building like a pro in no time! Plus, our resident witch will cast spells to protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine the bling you’ll be rocking with that kind of loot. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our flying pig mounts and soar through the skies like a bacon-powered superhero.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Autism Cucking Me Minecraft SMP – Strong Man

smp, Bad Faith, neurodiversity, Understanding, acceptance

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can become stronger, more empathetic, and smarter just by playing! But beware, if someone starts arguing with you in bad faith, you’ll be hit with anxiety that will last for days. It’s like a PvP battle for your mental health!

Join us and unleash your inner autism for a chance to be a functional member of our crazy society. Less than 3/10 autists are employed, but on our server, anything is possible! So come on in and let’s see what kind of wild adventures and outrageous arguments await you in our Minecraft world.

Blocky Celeb Scandals

kevin spacey, Louis CK, r kelly, scandals, Jeremy Piven

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the scandalous secrets of the rich and famous! Build your own celebrity mansion and throw wild parties with R Kelly, Cosby, and Harvey Weinstein as your neighbors. Take a stroll down Creepy Lane where Puff Daddy, Jimmy Saville, and Prince Andrew reside in their questionable mansions. Will you be the one to finally bring justice to these shady celebs? Join now and become the ultimate gossip queen of Minecraft!

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Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

Reasons to Join Our Server:

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!