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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7455 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5963 |
1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.
2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.
3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?
4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.
5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.
