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BlockCraft: Plagiarized Beauty
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows. like, seriously, when u log in, u get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. and the best part is, every time u mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade u. it’s like a dream come true, bro. oh, and did i mention that the trees drop candy instead of wood? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it. #glitterfarts #llamasongs #candytrees -
Face App Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, FaceApp, we have a special plugin that allows you to customize your character’s face with hilarious filters! Want to give your character a mustache or make them look like a baby? We’ve got you covered!But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that they have taken over an entire village! Join us on FaceApp and help either overthrow the Chicken King or join forces with them to rule over all of Minecraft!
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! So what are you waiting for? Join FaceApp today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there!
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The Shooter Picture Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while juggling TNT blocks and battling giant chickens with diamond swords.
Our community is full of quirky characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a superhero and always wears a cape made of wool. And let’s not forget about Karen the Creeper, who loves to blow up other players’ houses just for fun (watch out for her!).
But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block the size of a mountain guarded by a dragon made entirely of obsidian. Will you be the one to claim this epic prize?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky glowies…
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Nudify Her Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too PG-13? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage nudifying your character for the ultimate freedom of expression! Show off your pixelated bits and bobs in all their glory as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous skin showing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, strip down and join the fun!
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The Older I Get More I Realize I That Cutting Corners, Lying… Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Forget about playing fair and square, here we believe in taking every shortcut possible to get ahead.Need to build a massive castle in record time? Just use some creative mode hacks, no one will judge you here! Want to outshine your fellow players in PvP battles? Go ahead and use those OP weapons you secretly crafted in your secret underground base.
Join us and experience the thrill of getting away with all your sneaky tactics. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just cheat your way to the top? Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a master hacker who can help you bend the rules even further.
So come on, join our server and embrace the dark side of Minecraft. After all, in this crazy world, only the cheaters truly thrive.
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Face Swap Like Face App Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of your boring old face? Want to spice things up with some hilarious faceswaps but can’t because they’ve blocked it on the Face app? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special plugin that allows you to faceswap with any block in the game! That’s right, you can have a creeper face, a diamond block face, or even a dirt block face! Join us and unleash your inner blockhead in the most epic faceswapping adventure ever seen in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane feature! -
Gift From God Minecraft Server
Do you ever wonder if filters are actually a gift from the Minecraft gods themselves? Well, on our server, we believe they are! Join us and experience the magical world of filters like never before.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a filter appears, leading you to a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare resources. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but in Minecraft!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Filter King, a mysterious figure who roams the land granting wishes to those who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire base into a giant filter just for fun!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with filters, treasures, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then join our server today. Who knows, you might just discover that filters really are a gift from the gods after all!
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HogCraft SMP – The Real Deal Hog Without Pics
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a llama on roller skates.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Hog of Truth, a mystical creature that roams the land dispensing wisdom and bacon to all who dare to seek it. Rumor has it that whoever can find the Hog and bestow upon it a crown made of diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. See you there, adventurer!
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WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild
Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!