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We’re your home with the Hardcore Factions and the PotPvP gamemode. We’d like you to join us for a fun experience.
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But beware, once you pop a Dex and sip on that DXM, you’ll be in your feelings like never before. Our server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the wild ride that is waiting for them.
So come on, join us and see if you can survive the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, once you start, there’s no turning back from the crazy world of PepeReppin and DXM pills!
Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, crazy pranks that will leave you in stitches, and secret underground bases that will blow your mind. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the laughter and madness begin!
Join us on this server where we have a rich backstory of gaming clans and unlikely friendships. Just like how we rescued a 12-year-old kid named Bob from bullies in Rust and turned him into one of our closest friends. Who knew that a virtual friendship could lead to real-life wedding invites from Denmark, Sweden, Netherlands, and Poland?
But beware, drama lurks in the shadows of our server! Witness the tale of a girlfriend accusing her boyfriend of being a predator for simply gaming with his friends. Will he kick her out of his house or will her family convince him otherwise? Find out on our server where the drama is just as intense as the creeper explosions!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a mix of friendship, drama, and outrageous stories, then join us now! Who knows, you might just find your own Bob to game with for years to come.
