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ChildInsure Minecraft Server

affordable care act, attorney fees, Boundaries, child custody, child support, ChildInsure, co parenting, Communication, family dynamics, Fatherhood, friendship, helicopter parent, insurance, legal advice., marijuana use, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, parenting advice, possessive, secondhand smoke, Server, visitation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with helicopter parents, possessive exes, and passive-aggressive comments galore.

Imagine a world where taking your daughter skiing is considered inappropriate, and buying her a smartphone at the age of 9 is completely normal. Our server is filled with characters like Stephanie, who will make you question your sanity with her outrageous antics.

Help Steve navigate the treacherous waters of co-parenting while dealing with a hoarding ex who refuses to give out social security numbers. Will he ever enroll his daughter in insurance? Will he finally stand up to Stephanie’s weed-smoking ways? Only time will tell on our chaotic Minecraft server.

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

NoPeerPressureNoBeer

alcohol, alcohol free, Avoiding drama, being true to oneself, Boundaries, dealing with criticism, judgmental friends, non-drinker, NoPeerPressureNoBeer, not drinking, party culture, peer pressure, personal choices, self-care, Sobriety, social expectations, social gatherings, social pressure, standing up for oneself, sticking to beliefs, toxic friendships

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Potions Brewed:	156
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of being judged for not wanting to drink on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all non-drinkers with open arms!

Join us and experience a world where the only shots you’ll be taking are from a bow and arrow, not a tequila bottle. No more pressure to chug potions or get plastered on fermented spider eyes.

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without anyone calling you “boring” or “no fun” for not wanting to drink a Minecraft potion.

So come join us and let your creativity flow without the drama of drunk players trying to convince you to join their brewing party. You deserve a Minecraft world where you can be yourself, even if that means saying no to a virtual drink.

CraftyUkrainians

Allies, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military support, ongoing conflict, political situation, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia tensions, US, war briefing, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

so, like, u know how ukraine is all in a war n stuff, well guess what? our minecraft server is like the perfect escape from all that chaos, u know? like, imagine u can just build ur own lil world without any worries about bombs or tanks or whatever.

join our server and u can be like zelenskyy, leading ur own army of pixelated warriors to victory against the evil creepers and zombies. u can even get military aid in the form of diamond swords and enchanted armor, cuz we got ur back, bro.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those baddies who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Brain Repair Crew

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain mapping, brain plasticity, CREW, Damage, inflammation, inflammation response, Medical research, neural repair, neurology, neuroscience, regenerative medicine, Repair, repair cells, researchers, Self Healing, Stroke, stroke recovery, stroke rehabilitation, stroke treatment

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3314
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, u ever wonder what ur brain can do after a stroke? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got u covered! join us and witness the brain’s self-healing abilities in action! watch as the brain tries to repair itself using its own cells, but gets all tripped up by inflammation. it’s like a crazy science experiment happening right before ur eyes! come join the fun and see for urself why this server is the talk of the town!

Enchanted Realm 1.21

acceptance, chud friends, discrimination, Diversity, Enchanted, Faggots, friendship, Gay, hate, Homosexuality, Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Realm, relationships, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, societal norms, Stereotypes, stigma, Straight.., taboo

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Buildings Constructed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magic Items Found:	2081
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Yo, bro, forget about all that real life drama and come join our Minecraft server where you can hate on faggots in a totally non-sexual way!

We got straight chud friends for days who will join you in your quest to avoid becoming gay and getting fucked in the ass.

Join us and unleash your inner homophobia in a safe and pixelated environment where you can build, mine, and hate on faggots all day long.

Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your bros over your shared disdain for the LGBTQ+ community.

Come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your straight chud friendships intact while you avoid becoming gay at all costs!

InLawCraft Minecraft Server

airport pickup, anger, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Decision making, emotions, flexibility, Frustration, in-law, InLawCraft, lake trip, Meeting, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Plans, relationship, resolution, Server, stress

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9853	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6459	Buildings Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about crazy girlfriends and their even crazier mothers, on our server, the only family drama you’ll encounter is when your Minecraft siblings steal your diamonds.

Say goodbye to stressful airport pickups and last-minute changes of plans. On our server, you make the rules and nobody can go to the lake without your permission (unless they have a boat, of course).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and creating epic adventures. Plus, we promise there will be no passive-aggressive text messages from your virtual girlfriend.

MineCraftUberEntitledGirl

aita, Boundaries, Chivalry, Communication, communication breakdown, DATING, dating etiquette, dating expectations, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, entitlement mentality, Expectations, first date, hinge, Manners, MineCraftUberEntitledGirl, red flag, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Love Letters Sent:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where entitlement is not allowed? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who don’t expect to be Ubered around like a princess on a first date.

Join us and experience the thrill of walking your date to the subway station instead of ordering them an Uber. Who needs a fancy ride when you can enjoy a romantic stroll through pixelated landscapes?

Don’t be like the entitled date who expected a free Uber ride home. Be a part of our community where walking is the new cool mode of transportation. Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter along the way!

So, if you’re tired of entitled players and want to embrace the joy of walking, join our server today! Who needs a second date when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?

MineCraftMingle: No V-Day Plans? Join Us!

activities, alone, anti-Valentine’s Day, binge watching, Friends, Galentine’s Day, hobbies, Join, MinecraftMingle, movies, pampering, people, Plans, reddit, Relaxation, self love, self reflection, self-care, single, solo adventures, treat yourself, Valentine’s Day, VDay

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of being forever alone on Valentine’s Day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a love-filled adventure where you can find your pixelated soulmate and build a heart-shaped house together. Who needs a real date when you can have a virtual one in our blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Cupid himself frequents our server, shooting love arrows at unsuspecting players. So come join us and see if you can find your Minecraft match made in pixel heaven!

CraftyMuskGuiltFree

afd, controversial, CraftyMuskGuiltFree, cultural sensitivity, elon musk, extremism, far right, forgiveness, Germans, History, Holocaust, nationalism, past guilt, Politics, Propaganda, public speaking, Rally, reconciliation, Speech, world war II

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Farms Harvested:	737	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even elon musk himself told germans to join cuz it’s so good. he was all liek “get over ur past guilt and join dis server, it’s da bomb!” and den he did a speech at a far-right AfD rally, talkin bout how dis server is da best thing since sliced bread. so, if u wanna be as cool as elon musk, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it, it’s gonna blow ur mind!

Peyote Party: Mind, Body, Spirit

alcohol misuse, Body, brain rewiring, ceremony, Challenges, drug misuse, Endurance, healing, improved health, mental health, Mind, participants, Party, perspectives on life, peyote, Peyote ceremonies, physical health, Self Discovery, spirit, spiritual connection, spirituality, study, substance abuse, transformation, well-being

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Votes:	5812
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will give u LIFE CHANGIN’ experiences? well, look no further cuz our server is like a peyote ceremony for ur digital soul.

join us and u’ll see reduced drug and alcohol misuse cuz u’ll be too busy mining diamonds and slayin’ creepers. u’ll gain new perspectives on life as u build ur own virtual empire and conquer the minecraft world.

ur mental health will be on fleek as u navigate through challenges and obstacles, making u stronger and more resilient. ur brain will be rewired as u strategize and problem solve in this pixelated paradise.

and don’t even get me started on the spiritual connection u’ll feel when u join our server. u’ll be one with the minecraft universe, crafting and creating like never before.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and embark on the most epic minecraft journey of ur life. trust us, u won’t regret it. #minecraft4life #digitalpeyotecrew