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  • RedditCraft: AITAH Son & Phone

    RedditCraft: AITAH Son & Phone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where your kids won’t learn inappropriate things like “jorkin my peanuts”? Look no further! Our server is so family-friendly, even the creepers say please and thank you before exploding!

    Join us and avoid awkward family trips where your son starts spouting Reddit memes in front of grandpa. Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wears a helmet for protection!

    Don’t let your ex-wife’s questionable parenting choices ruin your son’s innocence. Come join our server where “boys will be boys” is replaced with “boys will be building epic castles and battling zombies!”

    Forget the lawyers and the family drama, come hang out with us and let your kid enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be played – without any peanuts being jorked, we promise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LifeRater Minecraft SMP

    LifeRater Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring routine in your real life? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

    Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane existence of your everyday life. Here, you can become a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a potato farmer if that’s your thing. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the diamond pickaxe. Rumor has it that those who can impress the llamas with their sick dance moves will be granted access to a hidden realm filled with rare treasures and untold riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your boring reality and join us on this wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your dancing shoes).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CryCraft: Tears & Blocks

    CryCraft: Tears & Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of crying in real life? Well, cry no more and join our Minecraft server where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter! Our server is so hilarious, you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember the last time you cried in real life. From epic pranks to wacky adventures, this server is guaranteed to make you ROFLMAO (Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Axe Off)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to sad tears and hello to tears of joy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Erdogan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Erdogan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if Erdogan tried to invade Israel but ended up in a Minecraft server instead! that’s right, come join our server where you can build your own virtual Turkey and invade other players’ lands (just kidding, no real invasions here).

    we have crazy events like a turkey costume contest where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the map. plus, our admin team is as powerful as Erdogan’s mustache, always ready to help and make sure everyone is having a good time.

    so come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way (just don’t try to invade them, okay?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GazaDocPainCraft

    GazaDocPainCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are actually evil masterminds trying to cause pain to players? Well, look no further cuz on this server, the Gazan doctors will stop at nothing to make sure you suffer in the most outrageous ways possible!

    One time, a player got captured by these doctors and they made him mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end. Another player was forced to build a giant statue of a creeper out of dirt blocks, only to have it blown up by a TNT trap right before completion.

    But the craziest story of all is when a player tried to escape from the doctors’ evil clutches by building a secret underground base. Little did he know, the doctors had planted a bunch of hidden traps that turned his base into a death maze filled with lava, zombies, and poisonous spiders.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and your sanity, come join us and see if you can survive the twisted world of the Gazan doctors!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SeaSipCraft

    SeaSipCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where we all drink seawater and build underwater bases like mermaids. we have a secret potion that turns you into a fish for 24 hours so you can swim with the dolphins and fight off the evil squid army. our staff are all trained mermaids who will guide you through the depths of the ocean and help you find hidden treasures. plus, we have a pet shark named steve who loves to play fetch with seashells. so come on down to our underwater paradise and make a splash in the coolest server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • breadsmp

    breadsmp

    New Minecraft Servers

    14 friendly members, houses for claiming, just a normal survival multiplayer server. No lore, nothing staged.

    Rules:

    No cheating/hacking, no griefing, no stealing, no killing without reason.

    bsmpn.falixsrv.me:25436

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Silvermons: The Pixelmon Party! Join for crazy mods, epic battles, and endless laughs!

    Silvermons: The Pixelmon Party! Join for crazy mods, epic battles, and endless laughs!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview:

    Server IP play.silvermons.com
    Minecraft Version 1.16.5
    Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack – Link

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. What is Silvermons server?

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.

    2. What features does the server have?

    The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes Exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and Champion’s Gauntlet. It also offers Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

    3. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by using the IP address: play.silvermons.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

    MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Nether portal? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Ignition Teaser was made just for us! Join us and feel the heat as you navigate through our fiery landscapes.

    Need a hand in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll have more than just a hand – you’ll have a whole armada of helpers ready to assist you on your epic quests. Just like in the Natlan Preview Teaser, we’ve got your back!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the event “Summertide Scales and Tales” where you can dive deep into the ocean and uncover hidden treasures. Just like in the event, you’ll be surrounded by mythical creatures and epic stories waiting to be discovered.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our current character banner features Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – a lineup so powerful, it’ll make the Ender Dragon cower in fear. Plus, our weapon banner includes the Verdict (Claymore) and the Key of Khaj-Nisut (Sword) – weapons so legendary, they could slay a whole army of creepers with just one swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. And don’t forget to use our redeemable codes for some extra Primogems – because who doesn’t love freebies in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fuwamoco’s Block Party: Minecraft SMP Madness

    Fuwamoco’s Block Party: Minecraft SMP Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to collaborate with legendary shitposters Fuwamoco and Biboo. Together, we will create the most epic and ridiculous memes that will leave the entire Minecraft community in stitches.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the insanity. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP