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  • /Diamonds/ – Minecraft SMP

    /Diamonds/ – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1427
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with insanity and chaos!

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers approaches you, asking for a dance-off! Or how about the time when a herd of pigs started a revolution against the cows, demanding equal rights for all farm animals? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic music production competition you’ve ever seen. Join in on the fun and create your very own 90s trance masterpiece to be featured on our 14th album. Who knows, maybe your track will become the next big hit on YouTube!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of creativity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Woke-Free Minecraft Server

    Woke-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 502
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 694
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in the middle of the political spectrum? Are you too anti-woke for the left and too left wing for the right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the madness of real life politics by building your own virtual utopia where everyone gets along… or not!

    On our server, you can create your own political party, overthrow the government, or just chill with some llamas in a cozy mountain village. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of truth and justice, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether.

    So come on, join us and let your political frustrations melt away in a world where anything is possible… as long as you can survive the creeper explosions and zombie hordes, that is. See you in the game, comrade!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Grandma’s Turkey SMP Adventure

    Grandma’s Turkey SMP Adventure
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 3042
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Magic Items Found: 4612
    Star Shards Collected: 242 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Falling into the Void: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family gatherings and awkward conversations with distant relatives? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the holiday madness! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your annoying family members.

    Imagine building a giant turkey statue to celebrate Thanksgiving, or pranking your friends with exploding snowmen during Christmas. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

    So why spend another holiday season listening to your mom complain about the food when you could be mining diamonds and battling zombies with your new online friends? Join us now and say goodbye to boring holidays forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anime & Minecraft Server

    Anime & Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 6895
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 6067
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 198275
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 273
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime lover’s paradise! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your favorite anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic PvP matches.

    Not sure who your favorite anime character is? No problem! Our server has a sorting feature that will help you remember all the waifus and husbandos that have stolen your heart.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual “Naruto Run” race where players sprint across the map with their arms flailing behind them. And don’t forget about our legendary “Dragon Ball Z” themed treasure hunts where players search for the elusive Dragon Balls to make their wishes come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the anime adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Gaytor’s Minecraft SMP Web Fishing Adventure

    The Gaytor’s Minecraft SMP Web Fishing Adventure
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 8634
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Runes Activated: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Towns Built: 1 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 380

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times). Our modding community is so wild, we once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns with laser eyes. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Webfishing mod, where you can literally fish for memes. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started a war with the villagers. Good times, good times.

    So if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, always watch your back around those sneaky unicorns.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 953
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 360 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Runes Activated: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever find yourself pondering life’s deepest questions while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential crises! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are lining up to join! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant floating castles made entirely out of obsidian, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest for greatness.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie chickens, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • > WOOOOOOOAH AEW FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCKS… Minecraft SMP

    > WOOOOOOOAH AEW FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCKS… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 6707
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Runes Activated: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1777
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Reverse Colonization Minecraft Server

    Reverse Colonization Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 3320
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Enchantments Applied: 139
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Dimension Hops: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some reverse colonization? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey of turning the tables on colonization. Build your own empire and conquer lands that were once ruled by others. Who knew that colonizing could be so fun and entertaining?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for tacos. Help him satisfy his cravings and who knows, maybe he’ll even join your empire as a loyal companion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wacky world of reverse colonization bring a whole new level of fun to your Minecraft experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • So, it Happened Minecraft SMP

    So, it Happened Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 5042
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 27 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9411 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    We may not have the best tactics or determination, but we make up for it with our insane stories and ridiculous antics. Need reinforcements? We’ve got you covered with our army of deranged chickens and explosive sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper doing the floss dance or a pig riding a minecart. Anything is possible in our wacky world of Minecraft! #AMR #IN or #OUT? It’s up to you to decide your fate in this wild and unpredictable server.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Randon Caspurr Minecraft Server

    Randon Caspurr Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 8050
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 488
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Crops Grown: 7441
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Happy XCOM 2 Thanksgiving Edition where you can battle aliens while giving thanks for all the loot you find!

    Our players, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, are legends in the Minecraft world. Randon once defeated a creeper with just a potato, while Caspurr built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. These two will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. From Randon Neuring hoodies to Professor Lando socks, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget to check out our unlisted VOD archive for some top-secret gameplay footage.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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