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Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5640	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Crafty Truth Bombs

#revelation, arms race, ATOMIC, bombs, Conflict, Crafty, Destruction, Diplomacy, explosive, Global, INFORMATION, International, International truth, nukes, peace negotiations, power, Secrets, SECURITY, Truth, Truth nukes, War, WARFARE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

1. He won, 10. unbeatable, 11. skilled, 12. talented, 13. accomplished, 14. triumphant, 15. top dog, 16. unbeaten, 17. masterful, 18. dominant, 19. victorious, 2. Mr. Untouchable, 20. undefeated., 3. reason, 4. call him, 5. untouchable, 6. winner, 7. success, 8. champion, 9. victory, blocky, Crafty, McCraftface, Trophy, WIN, Youll

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5708	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Votes:	1100
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

Adventure, Character development, Crafty, emotional, Engaging, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, japanese, Jrpg, Kingdom, Kiseki, Long playtime, nihon falcom, Play Kiseki, RPG, Story-Driven, Strategic, tactical, Trails series, turn based, video game

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	861
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ores Mined:	1693

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

3s, a2, a3, Akuma Teaser Trailer, Balance patch, CVS2, Daigo drills, faces, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, general, High level replays, Minecraft, Punching, Server, sfg, st, street, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Trees, warm-up routine

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4524

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

alcohol, confusion, diamonds, dildo, DILUTED, Disappointment, dizziness, drink, Drinking, DrunkCraft, Find, giant shit, grape juice, hangover, headache, hedonism, MAXXING, mine…until, pour out, Promise, regret, SINK, stomach ache, Taste, Water, wine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

analytical thinking, career options, coding, Computer, computer science, Degree, education, Engineering, innovation, job variety, Mathematics, physical engineering, PHYSICS., pixelated, problem solving, professional development, programming, Puzzles, research, Science, STEM, Technology, technology industry

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimension Hops:	11	Ores Mined:	9661

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

Abandoned, Beloved, CANCELLED, Closure, Despair, devastated, Die, Disappointment, emotional, endings, fan base, Fandom, Favorite, form, HEARTBREAK, let down, lost hope, Nostalgia, PIXEL, resurrect, RIP, series, shattered dreams, shows, Survival, tv shows, Unfinished, unfinished business

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!