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Champion of Minecraft SMP: The TNT Explosions – They blow up the competition with their explosive skills!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	904
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Votes:	1763	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends in epic PvP matches, building the most outrageous structures, and embarking on quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Bleach Block Party Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, Anime, appearance change, Bleach, BLOCK, body image, Character development, character growth, criticism, criticism on character design, fan reactions, fat, japanese animation, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime, Party, physical changes, popular series, Server, SHONEN, Storyline, transformation, weight gain

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6311

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Orihime has mysteriously ballooned up to twice her size! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind her sudden weight gain and maybe even help her shed those extra pounds. But beware, there are rumors of a secret cake dungeon that may have something to do with it… So come join us for a hilariously fat-tastic adventure like no other!

Is he really THAT good? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	4976
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but we won’t tell if you do).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Bants, blocky, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theories, digital manipulation, Disinformation, donald trump, election fraud, extremism, fake news, Government, MAGAA, Minecraft, Misinformation, online communities, online discourse, polarization, Politics, Propaganda, radicalization, REPUBLICAN, Server, social media

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than MAGAA (Minecrafters Against Griefing and Anarchy)! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we fight against the evil forces of griefers and anarchists in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.

Ron Paul Coin Minecraft SMP

Altcoin, Blockchain, Bullish, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, finance, growth, high risk, Investment, long-term investment., market, Minecraft, paul, Potential, price increase, profit, Ron, Ron Paul Coin, smp, speculation, Trading, trending, volatility

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	343

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Our base is so epic that it’s been raided twice in one day – now that’s what we call a challenge!

Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Subantarctic Criminal Deportation Minecraft Server

Crime Prevention, criminal, criminal behavior, criminal deportation, criminal justice, criminal rehabilitation, criminal relocation, Criminals., deport, deportation, ISOLATION, justice system, law and order, law enforcement, Minecraft, new zealand, penal system, punishment, remote islands, Remote Locations, Server, Subantarctic, subantarctic islands

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5030	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and help us deport all our criminals to the subantarctic islands! Not only will you be doing a public service, but you’ll also get to witness some epic battles between the criminals and the penguins. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a creeper try to survive in the freezing cold? Join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Lost Minecraft SMP Rewatch

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only plot holes you’ll find are the ones you dig yourself into! Join us as we embark on nonsensical adventures like trying to tame creepers or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.

So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

StoryMine Top survival server Minecraft

Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Jobs, Low donations, Minecraft, No Lags, Open stores, Pleasant survival, private blocks, Russian translation, Server, Shop, simulation range, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Top survival, Web map

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crops Grown:	1252
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

game.storymine.ru

CraftyCraze – Modern Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, corporate branding, CraftyCraze, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, lurking edition, Minecraft, MODERN, non-English, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch partner, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Votes:	2628
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join, you ask? Well, because we cater to the elite VIPs of the vtuber world. We’re like the secret club that only the coolest kids get into.

Want to shill your 499 view oshi? As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers with the most followers, and we even have a birthday calendar because we’re just that organized.

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Nah, we’re all about the independent talents who don’t let big corporations hold them back. Plus, we have ducks. Yes, you read that right. Ducks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with koikatsu cards for some spicy fun, a Wheel of Names for when you can’t decide what to do next, and a Tiermaker because why not? And don’t forget about our OC material for the OP – it’s top-notch stuff.

So come on, join the craziest Minecraft server for indie vtubers out there. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite streamer among the chaos.

Satanias Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really pays attention to those anyway?).

Join us for a chance to experience the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to riding pigs off of cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the secret to what sex with Satania would be like. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So come on and join us for a ride that’s sure to be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.