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DadDefenseCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise no family fights, just fun and games!

Join us and leave all the drama behind, just like this player who found solace in our server after a heated argument with their family. They were able to escape the tension and enjoy building and exploring in peace.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server today and leave all the real-life conflicts at the door. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with your Minecraft buddies? Come join us and leave the real world behind!

BlockyBlast

10. Self-awareness, 11. Past mistakes, 12. Self-compassion, 13. Wisdom of age, 14. Healing the past, 15. Forgiveness, 16. Reflecting on the past, 17. Learning from mistakes, 18. Self-acceptance, 19. Time machine, 2. Childhood memories, 20. Looking back., 3. self-reflection, 4. Personal growth, 5. Advice to younger self, 6. Regrets, 7. Life lessons, 8. Inner child, 9. Emotional healing, BlockyBlast, time travel

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	494995
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood memories in a whole new way! Imagine building sandcastles with giant squids, riding on rainbow-colored pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is a time machine to a world where anything is possible, so come join us and let your inner child run wild! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a bunch of crazy friends to play with? Don’t miss out on the chance to tell your 5-year-old self that the future is full of epic adventures and endless fun in our wacky Minecraft world!

SousiSlayerCraft

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Israel, long tail, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Palestinian conflict, regional tensions, security threat, SousiSlayerCraft, targeted killing, Terrorism, Walid al-Sousi

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we eliminate senior commanders like walid al-sousi in gaza LMAO. we got the best pvp action and crazy raids that will make your head spin. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off all day long. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down some more bad guys together!

CraftyMates: Where Brains, Stability & Bling Meet

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crops Grown:	4317	Players Killed by Monsters:	3269
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	157	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where men can show off their physical attractiveness and health by building the most ripped and muscular characters in the game! ladies, show off your intelligence and emotional stability by outsmarting all the boys in epic battles and challenges! who needs earning potential when you can dominate the virtual world with your mad skills?! join now for a gender-bending adventure like no other!

Vital Junior High School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Community-driven Biomes Caves Custom plugins Vanilla Helpful staff Cross-play Java Bedrock Devices Community Vibrant Gameplay SMP Experience Plugins Smooth Enjoyable Join us, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Dimension Hops:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

VITAL SMP is a community driven slightly modded Survival WELCOME TO VITAL SMP! Features Include But Not Limited Too: * SMP Experience: Enjoy a new SMP experience with over 200+ new biomes and cave designs. * Community-Driven: We listen to the community and what they want to see in the server. * Custom Plugins: There are under 50 plugins to provide you a Vanilla like experience, but with a twist. * Helpful Staff: Our staff is here to ensure your gameplay is smooth and enjoyable. * Cross-Play: We support both Java, and Bedrock players on any device! If you are looking for a great community and a server with a lot to do, look no further! Join us today and become a part of our vibrant community! See you there!

IP Address: Java: apx2413121.apexmc.co Bedrock: apx2413121.apexmc.co:25565

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X-Button Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	298
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, you’ll be soaring through the skies on the back of a bacon-fueled behemoth, exploring new lands and battling other players in mid-air combat.

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SMPsportsAnimeCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dimension Hops:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Emeralds Found:	7524	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

BlockPartyMansion

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Emeralds Found:	9153	Magic Items Found:	2274

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?