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I Literally Do Not Care Minecraft SMP

Apathy, Axe, care, Corruption, debate, Demonic, Demons, elections, extremism, Good, Hostage, indifference, indifference to consequences, LITERALLY, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, Radicalism, reason, russ, russia, smp, Support

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Ores Mined:	8841
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like pigs riding on llamas, villagers throwing wild parties in the Nether, and creepers doing the Macarena.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has joined our Discord server and is now our official mascot. We have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco, and every full moon, all players turn into werewolves with a craving for pumpkin pie.

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience pure madness, then join us now! Just remember, we don’t care about politics or elections here – we’re too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle. Let the chaos begin!

ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng Minecraft Server

Bilingual, child support, child support payments, co parenting, Communication, communication barriers, court interpreter, Dominican Republic, English, ex husband, ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng, Fatherhood, language app, Lawyer, leniency, Minecraft, new wife, outstanding balance, ridiculous excuses, Server, Tactic, warrant for arrest

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Auntie’s Ex Drama: Minecraft Edition

Aunties, Drama, Edition, Minecraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Votes:	8470
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	36	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family dinners and savage comebacks like never before.

Picture this: your aunt Ruby, notorious troublemaker, roasting your brother for his recent breakup like it’s a comedy show. Witness the epic showdown as you drop truth bombs left and right, leaving everyone speechless and possibly agreeing with you (shocking, we know).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of relationships gone wrong, with ex-husbands dating younger women and aunt Ruby getting served a taste of her own medicine. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the drama and entertainment you could ever ask for?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of family feuds, awkward moments, and savage clapbacks. Who needs therapy when you have our server to unleash your inner sass and wit? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

SeaSpooky SMP

deep sea creatures, eerie encounters, eerie encounters at sea, eerie experiences, ghost ships, ghostly apparitions, haunted waters, marine myths, maritime folklore, maritime legends, Mysterious phenomena, nautical tales, ocean mysteries, oceanic anomalies, sailor folklore, sailor superstitions, sea life, seafaring stories, SeaSpooky, smp, supernatural sightings, water spirits

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of sailing the high seas alone, only to be greeted by the same old boring ocean creatures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us and encounter the most outrageous sea monsters you’ve ever seen – from giant squids riding dolphins to mermaids playing volleyball with creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pirate Ship of Captain Jack Sparrow, rumored to be filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you dare to board the ship and claim your riches, or will you walk the plank like a landlubber?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of the high seas like never before. Who knows what eerie encounters await you out on the water? Join now and find out!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

EqualCraft, Jobs, Pay

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Farms Harvested:	766

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more discrimination against poor dirt blocks or rich diamond blocks. Join us and become the richest miner in the land by simply breaking blocks all day long.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave miners to join his quest for the rarest blocks in existence. Rumor has it that those who join him will be rewarded with unimaginable riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest miner in all of Minecraft. Who needs a boring old job when you can make a fortune by breaking blocks all day?

DroneCraft67: Ukraine vs Russia

aerial warfare, aggression, airspace violation, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, DroneCraft67, Drones, eastern europe, international relations, Military, military escalation, military technology, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, War

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	126

lol ukraine be like “russia wtf bro” and russia be like “lol watch this” and send 67 drones to attack like they playing a real life game of minecraft. but u know what’s better than real life? MINECRAFT SERVER WITHOUT DRONE ATTACKS. come join our server where the only thing attacking you is a zombie trying to steal your diamonds. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you gotta solve riddles to find it. trust me, it’s worth it. so join now before russia decides to send drones to your house too.

LaminarCraft: Sr-Doped Composites

Ag Laminar Composites, Ca3Co4O9, composites, fabrication, Fabrication and Thermoelectric Properties, improved, Improved Mechanical Strength, Laminar, LaminarCraft, Lower, Lower Seebeck Coefficient, Mechanical Strength, Multilayer, Multilayer Textured, Reduced Resistivity, Seebeck Coefficient, Sr-Doped, Sr-Doped Ca3Co4O9/Ag, SrDoped, TEXTURED, Thermoelectric Properties

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we be mixin’ up some wild stuff like Sr-doped Ca3Co4O9/Ag laminar composites! We be makin’ these bad boys with improved mechanical strength and reduced resistivity, but watch out for that lower Seebeck coefficient, yo!

You wanna be part of this madness, build some insane structures with materials straight outta a science lab? Then join us and let’s get craftin’! Who needs regular old blocks when you can have Sr-doped Ca3Co4O9/Ag laminar composites, am I right?

So what you waitin’ for? Come on over to our server and let’s get weird with some next level materials and creations! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

What is the IP for HoodieShawnn Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

HoodieShawnn is a rising content creator known for his gaming content on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. With a charismatic personality and engaging gameplay, he has quickly gained a dedicated following. HoodieShawnn is known for his variety of games, humorous commentary, and interactive streaming sessions. He continues to grow his audience and connect with fans through his entertaining content.

Lostpiece

Anime MMORPG Level Up Islands Gear Weapons Bosses Devilfruits Sea Beasts Mining Ores Farming Strongest Seas Unique Custom Adventure Roleplaying Fantasy Quests, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	92
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Lostpiece is an mmorpg server themed around the famous anime onepiece you can level up unlock new islands get better gear get better weapons defeat bosses collect devilfruits fight sea beasts you can also start mining with a custom made mining system and custom ores that fits one piece with a custom farming system and become the strongest on the seas it has 20+ unique devilfruits 30+ custom bosses 20+ Custom Weapons custom built onepiece islands and alot more we will be waiting for you to start your journey

hub.lostpiece.net

Project Architect 2

chosen architect, chunks loaded, Fresh Server, Minecraft, Modpack, pack releases, Project Architect 2, Server, Survival, Testing, Updated

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	3075	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Chosen Architect started new modpack, so lets try this together. Started fresh server for all who does not want to keep their PCs to keep those chunks loaded. Join if you need a place to test it. Will be updated together with Chosen’s pack releases.

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