Phonk Minecraft Servers

Phonk Minecraft Servers

  • RossyRuler Minecraft SMP

    RossyRuler Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 5499
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you saying “I think Rossy won. LMAO” in no time!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And did we mention the giant chicken boss that drops stacks of cooked chicken when defeated? Yeah, we’re not kidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a taste for bacon. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself? Or will you team up with your fellow players to take down this porky tyrant once and for all?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame Rossy. LMAO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ReadyOrNotConfront

    ReadyOrNotConfront
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 1818
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Dimension Hops: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of managing slow, helpless human beings in your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone is on time, organized, and ready to go! No more waiting on your partner to get their act together, on our server, everyone is 100% ready to go at all times.

    Imagine a world where the Ohio State Fair is just a teleport away, with no delays or distractions. Leave behind the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a virtual world where everything runs smoothly and according to plan.

    Don’t be the only one making plans and managing schedules, let our server take the wheel and give you the relaxation and peace you deserve. Join now and leave your slow, undressed partner behind – it’s your birthday, after all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Apocraft: The Last Million

    Apocraft: The Last Million
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9356
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Animals Bred: 91
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Crops Grown: 3660
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 399
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Votes: 3468

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the world population has magically been reduced to just 1 million players! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Limited resources: With only 1 million players left, resources are scarce and you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to survive. But hey, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

    2. Zombie apocalypse: Rumor has it that the sudden population reduction was caused by a zombie outbreak. Join our server to fight off hordes of zombies and save humanity!

    3. Alien invasion: Some players believe that aliens were behind the population reduction. Join us to uncover the truth and maybe even make friends with some extraterrestrial beings.

    4. Epic quests: Our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From slaying dragons to rescuing princesses, there’s never a dull moment here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and be a part of this crazy, post-apocalyptic world where anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PizzaCraft: Salami Shuffle

    PizzaCraft: Salami Shuffle
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 4103
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 255 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the pizza always has an odd number of pepperonis because why not?! we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs, you won’t find that anywhere else! our staff are trained in the ancient art of potato farming and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond carrot. plus, every time you log in, a random player gets turned into a block of cheese for no reason at all. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ArmyCraft

    ArmyCraft
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 7742
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    Armycraft Network

    Armycraft is a Minecraft server that offers a complete and exciting gaming experience in survival mode. Here, players can enjoy various features designed to enhance their adventure:

    Jobs: Earn money and resources by doing different jobs within the game. Shop: Buy and sell items in the server shop. Auctions: Participate in auctions to obtain valuable items. Missions: Complete missions to earn special rewards. PvP Zone: Take on other players in the PvP zone. Warps: Use warps to quickly travel to different areas of the server. Ranks: Earn special ranks with additional benefits.

    Join Armycraft Network and experience a unique adventure in the world of Minecraft.

    armycraft.holy.gg:26413

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Paladins

    Pixel Paladins
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 9659
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4713 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

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    pixelpaladins.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BattlerCraft Minecraft Server

    BattlerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 2623
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old skins and storylines? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for the sequel Battler has been waiting for, where he finally gets the recognition he deserves. And guess what? We even have a Silent Hill crossover where you can play as Battler in a creepy, foggy world filled with zombies and monsters. Who knew Battler had a hidden talent for surviving horror games? Join now for a gaming experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ForeignMercsAtOlympics-MinecraftSMP

    ForeignMercsAtOlympics-MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 6451
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Zombie Dances: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4697
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Towns Built: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with foreign mercenaries competing for the ultimate prize of diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got an international roster of players bringing their unique skills and strategies to the game.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players from all corners of the world, each with their own crazy stories and tactics. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming alliances with a team of mercenaries from a far-off land, all in the name of winning that sweet, sweet loot.

    So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky mercenaries, they’ll do anything to claim victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NorthSpyCraftKorea

    NorthSpyCraftKorea
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 4781
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Crops Grown: 1591 Alien Abductions: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where south korea agents are spying on the north in a virtual world!!! u can be a secret agent too and uncover top secret info while building ur own base and battling enemies!! watch out for kim jong un creepin around tryna steal ur diamonds!!! join now for a wild ride full of espionage and adventure!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Butter SMP

    Butter SMP
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 1218
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Enchantments Applied: 244
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    A buttery minecraft servers. Be careful don’t slip! – towny earth smp

    We allow bedrock and java players to connect to our server

    Join the butter smp today!

    Play.buttersmp.com:25573

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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