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BlockBust Minecraft Server

AGP, BlockBust, Curiosity, desire, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, female experience, female sexuality, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, male perspective, male sexuality, Minecraft, orgasm, Pleasure, reddit thread, Server, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, Transgender, twoxchromosomes

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re having a dozen orgasms that turn you into jello? Look no further! Our server is so good, it’ll make your brain stop working just like good sex (according to one Reddit user). Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of AGP (Autogynephilia) thrown in for good measure. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and experience the ultimate high without any effort required!

XirGass Minecraft Server

A, always, BE, Gasserald, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, Will, Xir, XirGass, XWABAG

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than XWABAG! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a magical talking gaserald named Xir who will guide you on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of gas!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Flamingo Unicorn and the fearsome Taco Dragon. Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can build your own fart-powered castle and ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join XWABAG today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Just be sure to bring your gas mask, things can get pretty stinky around here.

SecretsSuckSMP

Communication, Conflict Resolution, CoParenting, custody, Divorce, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Family Support, father-son relationship, health concerns, mental health, parenting, Secrets, SecretsSuckSMP, teenage behavior, teenage emotions, Therapy, tough conversations, Trust, weight loss, welfare check

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	221

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s midlife crisis? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and plot twists that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players who are as mysterious as Chris’s sudden weight loss and yellow-tinted eyes. Will they spill the beans on their secrets, or will they keep you guessing like a soap opera cliffhanger?

Therapy sessions with your in-game family members? Check. Emotional breakdowns that rival a teen drama? Double check. And don’t even get us started on the cold shoulders – our players are experts at giving them out like candy on Halloween.

Join our server now and experience the drama, the mystery, and the intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockBucks: Minecraft Therapy

activities, affordable, Blockbucks, Budget, cheering up, comfort, coping mechanisms, distractions, Emotional support, Entertainment, Happiness, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, pampering, positive vibes, Relaxation, sad, self love, self-care, small pleasures, Therapy, Treats

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you feeling down in the dumps and only have 10 measly dollars to your name? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky!

Need a pick-me-up? How about riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of cake and defend it from an army of evil bunnies?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual Ender Dragon rodeo competition. That’s right, you can saddle up and ride the biggest, baddest dragon in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your blues and hello to a world of wacky adventures on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

BrainstormCraft

brain function, brain health, brain metastases, Brain Surgery, brain tumor research, brain tumor surgery, brain tumor treatment, brain tumors, brain tumors impact, BrainstormCraft, cerebral metastases, gliomas, Medical research, motor cortex excitability, motor cortex function, motor deficits, navigated transcranial magnetic stimulation, neurology, neuroscience, nTMS, pre-surgery

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our minecraft server is so lit, even brain tumors are getting in on the action!

we got navigated transcranial magnetic stimulation up in here, cuz why not? who needs regular old redstone when u can have nTMS? and get this, we can predict motor deficits pre-surgery! it’s like we’re psychic or something.

but wait, there’s more! we found out that cerebral metastases have a bigger impact on motor cortex excitability than gliomas. mind blown, right? literally.

so come join our crazy minecraft server where even brain tumors are getting in on the fun. who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have here!

The Abyss: Where creepers carry umbrellas and skeletons do the cha-cha (1.21)

abyss, Boundaries, Carry, chacha, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, end portal, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, Infrastructure, lag reduction, Leaf decay, Minecraft, Nether, proximity chat, PvP, rules, Skeletons, smp, stealing, Umbrellas, Version 1.21., Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	455	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Emeralds Found:	1388
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Server Overview
Description	Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft with? Join our SMP server which is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life enhancements. Read the rules, fill out a form, and join our Discord to join!
Rules	No Bullying Respect Boundaries No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission The End is Temporarily Off-Limits No Nether Roof Travel
Modlist	Server Side: Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace Server and Client Side: Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves
How to Join	Fill out our entry form Join our Discord server

FAQ

1. Can I join the server without filling out the entry form?

No, filling out the entry form is required to join the server.

2. Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

There are no specific age restrictions, but all players are expected to follow the rules and behave maturely.

3. Can I suggest additional mods to be added to the server?

You can suggest mods to be added, but the final decision rests with the server administrators.

4. How often are the rules updated on the server?

The rules are periodically reviewed and updated based on community feedback and server needs.

5. Is there a limit to the number of players allowed on the server?

There is a player cap on the server to maintain performance and quality of gameplay.

MineJump – Weekly Shonen Server

#my hero academia, Akane-banashi, Astro Royale, Hima-Ten!, Kagurabachi, Kill Blue, Kyokuto Necromance, Me & Roboco, MineJump, Nue’s Exorcist, one piece, PsychHouse, sakamoto days, Server, SHONEN, Super Psychic Policeman Chojo, The Elusive Samurai, Ultimate Exorcist Kiyoshi, undead unluck, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump, Witch Watch, wsj, Yokai Buster Murakami

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	517339	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Divine Spears Created:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	1467	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a journey to find the legendary One Piece! Join us and sail the high seas, battling fearsome pirates and discovering hidden treasures. But be warned, the server is guarded by a powerful exorcist who will stop at nothing to protect the treasure!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining a team of super-powered high school students in My Hero Academia? Use your unique abilities to fight crime and save the day, all while trying to pass your exams and avoid detention.

But wait, there’s more! Enter the world of WITCH WATCH, where witches and wizards roam the land, casting spells and brewing potions. Join forces with your fellow players to take down the evil Kagurabachi and restore peace to the realm.

And if you’re feeling brave, why not try your luck in the haunted mansion of SAKAMOTO DAYS? Face off against ghosts and ghouls as you search for the ultimate exorcist, Kiyoshi, who holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the mansion.

With so many adventures waiting for you on our server, why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

BlockyBachelors Minecraft Server

autistic, awkward, BlockyBachelors, Communication, DATING, emotional intelligence, escalate, fear of rejection, interested, Introvert, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, pussy, relationships, Respond, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, Server, Shy.., social anxiety, WOMAN

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of being a socially awkward potato in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a confident, smooth-talking player who knows how to charm the ladies (or gentlemen)! Join us and leave your real-life awkwardness behind as you navigate through virtual relationships with ease. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss! So why wait? Join now and level up your flirting game like never before!

MineCraftMarriageMeltdown

Accountability, aita, Blame, CAR, children, Conflict, driveway, Hotel, Id, Late, military base, MineCraftMarriageMeltdown, missing work, overflow parking lot, photographer, photoshoot, resolution, wallet, Wife, work

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures that will make you forget all about real-life drama.

Forget about forgetting your ID in your car, on our server you can forget about everything else and just focus on having a blast! Our community is so fun and friendly, you won’t even remember what it’s like to have a real argument with your spouse.

And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like missing work because of a forgotten ID, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect escape where you can just relax and enjoy some epic gameplay without any real-life consequences.

So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is the kind that comes from battling creepers and exploring new worlds!

NoCheatsMc – Trustworthy Players Only

attentive, committed, communicative, Dedicated, dependable, Empathetic, ETHICAL, faithful, genuine, Honest, Integrity, loving, Loyal, moral, NoCheatsMc, Players, Reliable, respectful, supportive, Transparent, trustworthy, Understanding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of constantly worrying about your partner cheating on you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and find your true love among our pixelated players.

Why should you join? Because our players are so loyal, they wouldn’t even cheat on their virtual blocky girlfriend or boyfriend! That’s right, you can trust them to mine diamonds with you and not sneak off to another server behind your back.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find your soulmate on our server, you’ll both receive a virtual diamond ring to seal the deal. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, join us and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just find your forever player two.