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Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crops Grown:	4140
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

PronunCraft Minecraft Server

articulation, difficult words, enunciation, foreign languages, language learning, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, pronunciation, pronunciation challenges, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation help, pronunciation practice, pronunciation tips, PronunCraft, Server, speech impediment, speech therapy, tongue twisters, vocabulary, word pronunciation, word pronunciation errors, word pronunciation problems

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	917013
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to finally learn how to pronounce that one word that always trips you up! Our players have mastered the art of pronunciation through intense tongue-twisting challenges and hilarious mispronunciations. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies in saying that tricky word correctly three times in a row. So come join us and show off your linguistic skills while mining for precious gems!

VowelEnderCraft

cognitive skills, Communication, comprehension, comprehension skills, Decoding, education, English, Interpretation, Language, language learning, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistics, Literacy, phonetics, reading, Understanding, vowel sounds, VowelEnderCraft, vowels, Writing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3710	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

so, lesten up, peeps! dis minecraff server es da bomb diggity! why shud u join? well, let me tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was a pig who could fly. yes, u heard dat right, a flying pig! on dis server, u can ride dat flyin pig and soar through da skies like a boss. but wait, dere’s more! we also got a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. yep, unicorns and rainbows, people! so, if u wanna experience da magic and madness, join dis server now and let da craziness begin!

AccentCraft

AccentCraft, Accents, children, cognitive development., cognitive psychology, Communication, Cultural differences, Dialects, language acquisition, language acquisition in children, language development, language diversity, language learning, linguistic awareness, linguistics, Perception, phonetics, Regional accents, socialization, Sociolinguistics, speech patterns.

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Towns Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat rap like eminem. we also got a secret underground disco party where all da mobs get down and boogie.

if u join our server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil chicken army led by a giant chicken named cluckzilla.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava? it’s lit, literally. so come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a dancing creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

AlphaZapCraft

alphabet, alphabet exploration, AlphaZapCraft, color, color challenge, creativity, imagination, imagination challenge, Language, Letters, linguistic creativity, linguistic imagination, linguistics, phonetic exploration, phonetics, Sound, SOUNDS, unique letter, Unique Sound, unseen color

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ores Mined:	1202
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Votes:	2451
Runes Activated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can, like, explore a world where every block is a different letter of the alphabet. yea, i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more! each block makes a different sound when you break it, like, whoosh or bloop or even meow.

but, like, that’s not all. there’s also a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. and if you can tame it, you can ride it into battle against evil zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the top of the tallest mountain? yea, good luck finding it though, cuz it’s guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire.

so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then, like, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

NaughtyCraft Minecraft Server

Accents, British, Communication, Cultural differences, dialect, English people, enunciation, foreign language, Language, language acquisition, language barriers, language difficulties, language learning, linguistic challenges, linguistics, Minecraft, mispronunciation, Naughty, NaughtyCraft, phonetics, pronunciation, Server, speech patterns.

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of hearing English people butcher the word “naughty” every time they try to say it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “naughty” pronunciation boot camp! Join us and learn how to say “naughty” like a pro, or face the wrath of our grammar police who will make you do 100 push-ups for every mispronunciation. But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with mischievous mobs who will only attack you if you say “naughty” wrong. So come join us and master the art of saying “naughty” the right way, or suffer the consequences!

KirCraft Minecraft Server

Coincidence, Cultural, cyr, dick, double meaning, humor, Identity, keer, kir, KirCraft, Language, look, Minecraft, penis, Persian, phonetics, phonology, pronunciation, resemblance, Server, Slang, Streamer, Word

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	4298	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and crazy as a Persian penis! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll be crying (or maybe just peeing a little, no judgment here). Our streamer Cyr is basically a walking, talking dick – coincidence? We think not! So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your bladder might).

NoRtoRiousBoston

accent, Boston, Boston accent, Bostonians, dialect, Language, language study, letter R, linguistic analysis, linguistic quirks, linguistics, massachusetts, new england, NoRtoRiousBoston, phonetics, pronunciation, pronunciation challenges, pronunciation difficulties, Regional, regional dialects, speech patterns.

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the whole operation. they wear tiny suits and ties and have their own little chicken-sized office buildings.

if you join, you get to be the honorary mayor of the chicken city and get to make important decisions like what kind of seeds they should plant and what color to paint their eggs.

also, we have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the cheesiest ride in all of minecraft!

plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. you can prance around and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go.

so come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft! it’s gonna be cluckin’ awesome!

PhoneticCraft: Where We Speak Minecraft!

alphabet, Communication, international phonetic alphabet, Language, language barriers, language education, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic communication, linguistic symbols, linguistics, linguists, Minecraft, phonetic alphabet, PhoneticCraft, phonetics, phonology, pronunciation, reading, speak, Speech

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be, like, super smart and stuff because we only speak in phonetic alphabet. but don’t worry, we have a special tutorial for all you noobs out there who can’t read it.

once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

BabbleCraft – Where we embrace the silliness!

Babble, BabbleCraft, babies, cognitive skills, Communication, Development, early childhood, EMBARRASSMENT, Embrace, Faster, INFANTS, language acquisition, language acquisition process, language development, language learning, linguistic abilities, phonetics, silliness, silly, Social Interaction, Speech, toddlers, verbal skills

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Villages Defended:	7

yo yo yo come join dis server if you wanna level up yo language skills like a baby on steroids!!! we got crazy language challenges that will have you babbling like a pro in no time!!! plus, we got a secret potion that makes you sound like a mix between a parrot and a rapper, it’s lit af fam!!! so come on down and join da fun, ain’t no shame in sounding silly when you’re leveling up like a boss!!! let’s get babbling, baby!!! 🤪👶🔥

7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

7-eleven, 7ElevenCraft, Acquisition, Business, Canada, Competition, convenience giant, Expansion, International, Japan, market, Minecraft, mull, negotiations, News, parent company, potential deal, Proposal, Retail, Server, strategy, takeover offer, transaction

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.

KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure

Adventure, bilateral relations, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, historical visit., Indian PM, international relations, Kyiv visit, KyivCraft, Modis, Narendra Modi, official visit, Political Visit, russia invasion, South Asia, summit meeting, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	32
New Chunks Explored:	697979	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

lol you gotta join this epic minecraft server because it’s like the Indian PM visiting Kyiv for the first time since Russia invaded Ukraine – totally unexpected and full of surprises! imagine the chaos and excitement of exploring a world where anything can happen, just like in real life politics. build your own empire and conquer lands like a true world leader, or team up with friends to create alliances and take down your enemies. with epic battles, hidden treasures, and secret alliances waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and coming back for more. so join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime in this crazy minecraft world!

DinoNuggetCraft

ANCESTORS, Ancient, CARNIVORES, chickens, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, Dinosaurs, Evolution, Food, Fossils, Genetic, History, lineage, meat, nuggets, Poultry, prehistoric, protein, Science, Tasty, theory

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

Welcome to PLAINS N’ (pee)KS – Where the grass is always greener… because we TP you to the perfect spot!

application, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friends, GRASS, Greener, group, java edition, memes, microphone, Minecraft, Peeks, perfect, Plains, Plugins, Requirements, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, socialization, spot, Vanilla, VC, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Private Minecraft SMP (Java only)
Age Group	14-20 years old
Gameplay	Vanilla experience with quality of life plugins
Features	Events, VC hangouts, balanced economy
Requirements	Discord Minecraft Java Edition account Microphone and computer capable of running Simple Voice Chat mod

FAQs

Q: Can I join if I’m older than 20?

A: Unfortunately, Plains n’ Peaks is specifically for players between the ages of 14-20.

Q: Are private automated farms allowed?

A: No, Plains n’ Peaks does not allow private automated farms to maintain a balanced economy.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at the following link: Application Form

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Events on Plains n’ Peaks can vary, but they are typically fun activities or challenges for players to participate in.

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

activism, brutality, civil rights, democratic values, discrimination, freedom of speech, german girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Israel, KrautCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, police aggression, Police Brutality, police violence, political activism, protest, protest against Israel, protestor, Server, social justice, violence

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dimension Hops:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	2541	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9846
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	274

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Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj