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PhoneSlamCraft

advancement, Communication, convenience, Digital, disconnect, emotion, Frustration, Interaction, lost art, Memories, million pieces, MODERN, Nostalgia, Phone, PhoneSlamCraft, Picture, Ripping, satisfaction, slamming, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9448
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crops Grown:	9329

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, AND IF YOU MINE IT, YOU GET A FREE PONY!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL GOLD BARS!

PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES AND YOU CAN DANCE WITH ENDER DRAGONS ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

CreeperCrazeCraft

#family rituals, beloved rituals, beloved traditions, cherished family traditions, cherished practices, cherished rituals, CreeperCrazeCraft, cultural practices, familial customs, family traditions, Family Values, long-standing customs, odd traditions, quirky habits, quirky traditions, special traditions, strange traditions, treasured rituals, unconventional traditions, unique customs, unusual traditions

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life.

Our server is like a wacky family reunion where everyone has their own unique traditions. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One of our most cherished traditions is the annual “Pig Racing Derby,” where players saddle up their favorite porkers and race through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights. It may sound strange to outsiders, but trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of pig racing, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of our crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even discover a new tradition that will become your favorite part of the game!

YachtCrash Minecraft Server

accident, billionaire, Celebrity, Coast, collision, Damage, exclusive, expensive, Incident, insurance, italy, luxury, Maritime, Mediterranean, Mega Yachts, Minecraft, News, Ocean, Server, Wealthy, YachtCrash, Yachting

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Items Found:	3455	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Mines Excavated:	4364
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF because we got two billionaire mega yachts just straight up colliding off the coast of Italy! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join us for the craziest yacht party ever, where you can build your own yacht and race against other players while dodging floating debris from the collision. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. So hop on board and let’s sail into the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyCheatersUS

allegations, American athletes, anti-doping agency, athletes’ rights, China, Competition, CraftyCheatersUS, doping scandals, doping tests, drug testing, Ethics, Fair Play, Integrity, international sports, investigation, olympics, performance-enhancing drugs, regulations, sports, systemic abuses, US

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we do more tests on american players than the china anti-doping agency! we accuse them of ‘systemic’ abuses like using enchanted potions and diamond armor to cheat in pvp battles! join us for a wild ride of accusations and epic battles, where the only thing banned is boring gameplay! come on, you know you want to join the chaos!

CraftyColonists

american history, american identity, american revolution, British colonies, british empire, Colonialism, Colonization, CraftyColonists, cultural influence, england, founding fathers, historical ties, History, INDEPENDENCE, independence movement, Origins, SpinOff, transatlantic history, transatlantic relationship, united states, Usa

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Crops Grown:	8584
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Potions Brewed:	61	Chimeras Created:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Lol come join the craziest minecraft server ever where we make u believe the USA is actually a spinoff of England like what even is that??! we got pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk, it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!! plus we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, it’s lit fam 🔥🕺🏼💀 so come on down and join us for the most epic adventure of ur life!! #USAisEngland #MinecraftMadness

MineCraftMania: Digging for Impact

#sustainability, Biodiversity, case study, climate change, Community, conservation, Digging, ecosystem, environmental changes, environmental impacts, environmental research, Impact, Impacts, Indigenous knowledge, land use, local communities, MinecraftMania, multiple stressors, Natural resources, northern Fennoscandia, perceptions, resource extraction, study findings

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	208	Crops Grown:	9465
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Emeralds Found:	4076	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join dis one! we got crazy resource extraction goin on that will make u forget all about climate change. our players are livin in two communities in northern Fennoscandia and they are lovin it. the environmental changes are off the charts, but in a good way! join now and experience the thrill of multiple stressors while building ur dream world. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Server Name	Club Llama SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Data Packs	Vanilla Tweaks data packs
Rules	No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

FAQs

1. When does the server open?

The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

2. How can I apply for access to the server?

You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

The founder is Llama.

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Crops Grown:	8242
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!