PhonelessSMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PhonelessSMP: WhatNowRedditors?

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Hey gamers, imagine a world where all smartphones mysteriously vanish into thin air. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t even miss your precious phone! Why? Because our server is so addictively fun and chaotic that you’ll forget all about those pesky devices.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs Instagram when you can build a pixelated castle with your bare hands and defend it against a horde of zombie villagers?

So say goodbye to your smartphone and hello to a world of blocky adventures and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those creepers… they’re sneaky little buggers.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a thumbnail with boobs in it, need I say more? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Our Gen 1 lineup includes Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, who is just happy to be back.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our official links for even more madness and mayhem. And don’t forget to ask our FAQ for tourists, where you can learn all about VAllure, the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

OrphanGF Misery Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	107	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Emeralds Found:	9018	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outbursts, just like the rollercoaster relationship described above.

Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a virtual partner who randomly starts crying, all while juggling the pressure of supporting her five teenage siblings financially. Will you be able to resist the temptation to give her virtual money and maintain her virtual self-respect?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for possessiveness and insecurity on a whole new level. Meet your virtual partner daily, talk for hours on end, and say goodbye to your virtual friends and family because she demands all your time. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of a toxic relationship in the virtual world?

Join us now and see if you can survive the endless fights over trivial matters, where every glance at your virtual partner might result in a new argument. Will you break free from the cycle of drama and find peace, or will you be sucked back into the chaos of a love-hate relationship?

Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience, where love, tears, and tantrums await you at every turn. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

MIL-less Mother’s Day Madness

Communication Issues, cultural expectations, Day, emotional labor, family dynamics, family gatherings, father in-law, holiday stress, Hosting, household responsibilities, husband-wife dynamics, in-laws, madness, meal planning, MILless, misunderstandings, mother-in-law, mother’s day, MOTHERS, parenting, relationship boundaries, Resentment, social etiquette, traditional celebrations

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Love Letters Sent:	14	Runes Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies.

Our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map that will make you feel like a true treasure hunter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even your in-game parents will want to join in on the fun. Imagine celebrating in-game Mother’s Day and Father’s Day with your pixelated family, complete with virtual presents and flowers. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a Minecraft party instead?

So come on, join our server and show off your building skills while dodging virtual in-laws. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

BlockbusterBinge

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	2553
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Void Gems Collected:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a live reenactment of your favorite movie every day! That’s right, we have a team of dedicated players who will act out scenes from any movie you choose, from Titanic to The Avengers. Join our server and experience the magic of cinema like never before!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got Ukrainian Military up in here destroying Russian antiaircraft systems in Crimea like it’s nobody’s business!

Imagine the chaos, the explosions, the drama! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

You don’t wanna miss out on all the insanity happening on this server. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

WarCraftRusAfricana

African migrants, Africans, Conflict, discrimination, eastern europe, Exploitation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, human rights violations, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, racism, russia, ukraine war, War Crimes, WarCraftRusAfricana

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	1855
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? Well, let me tell you about this one server where Russia is sending Africans to die in the Ukraine war… in Minecraft! Yeah, you heard me right. We got a whole storyline going on where Putin is recruiting players from all over the world to fight in this epic battle. And guess what? The loot is INSANE! You can get your hands on some rare weapons and armor that will make you the most OP player on the server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft war hero!

CraftyConspiracies

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5722
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9323
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

so why not join our minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the craziest conspiracy theories in the blocky world? ever heard of herobrine secretly controlling all the mobs? or maybe steve being a secret alien sent to mine diamonds for his intergalactic overlords? on our server, you can dig deep into these wild theories and maybe even prove them right! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing tinfoil hats. join now and let the madness begin!

FoXPlanet Minecraft server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Animals Bred:	153
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to our vanilla Minecraft server, where the admin team always listens to the wishes of the players and constantly introduces something new to improve the gaming experience. There is no donation on our server – all players are equal, and everyone can enjoy the game without any advantages.

We have a voice chat where you can chat with your friends and create new strategies in the game. We also have an animation plugin installed, which adds more realism and excitement to the game world.

And most importantly, there are no wipes on our server – you can build and develop your settlements without fear of losing all your achievements. Join us and plunge into the wonderful world of Minecraft with us!

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StabCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Emeralds Found:	7391
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Tired of boring old Thailand? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We have beaches made of diamonds, temples filled with enchanted loot, and even a secret cave that leads to a real-life treasure chest (just kidding, it’s filled with virtual gold blocks). So why waste your time on a tropical vacation when you can have the adventure of a lifetime in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the blocky fun begin!

GunfuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy gunfu action straight out of the Resident Evil movies! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombies appears. But fear not, because you have the power of gunfu on your side! Take down those zombies with style and finesse, all while looking like a total badass. And that’s not all – our server also features mutant creepers, ninja skeletons, and even a secret boss battle against a giant mutant Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!