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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2349 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 491 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 312 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
📱 Worried about breaking your phone like the daughter in this story? Don’t fret! On our server, your virtual devices are indestructible, no matter how many times you drop them off a cliff or into a lava pit.
💸 Save your money for in-game upgrades and expansions instead of constantly replacing broken electronics. Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear?
🤪 Join us now and show your daughter that breaking phones is so last year – on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks! Trust us, she’ll thank you for it…eventually. 😉 #MinecraftLifeLessons