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Crafty AF Server: Where you can actually create the perfect world… >tfw

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, normal world where you can’t create your own perfect women? Well, say goodbye to all that and join our Minecraft server where you can literally imagine and create the woman of your dreams! No more dealing with those pesky Twitter normies or pretending to be something you’re not. Let your imagination run wild and create the ultimate Minecraft babe to keep you company while you build and explore. Who needs real women when you can have the perfect virtual one, am I right? Join us now and leave those 2016 losers in the dust!

Blocky Boobies: The Minecraft Server for Anime Fans and Memelords

“2000s”, animated series, Anime, blocky, boobies, Catgirl, character-driven, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, di gi charat, Fans, friendship, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Magical Girl, Manga, Memelords, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nyo, Otaku, Parody, school life, Server, slice of life

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Animals Bred:	194	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4522

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas, and even befriending a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have when you have a whole coop of these diamond-laying chickens!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Blocky Babes and Beers: Where we ask the important questions like ‘Is my wife hot?’

attractiveness, Babes, beauty, Beers, blocky, Communication, Confidence, doubt, Honesty, hot, important, Insecurity, love, Marriage, partner, physical appearance, questions, Reassurance, relationships, self esteem, Spouse, Support, Trust, validation, Wife

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Zombie Dances:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be! Literally, we have lava pits everywhere because our admin accidentally spilled their coffee and now the whole server is on fire. But hey, at least it’s warm, right?

Join our server if you want to see some truly epic battles between players and mobs. Our mobs are so fierce, they once took down a whole village in under 5 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our boss battles – let’s just say that our Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

And if you’re wondering about the question “Is my wife hot?” Well, on our server, everyone is hot because we have a custom plugin that gives all players a constant speed boost. So you’ll be zooming around like The Flash while you build your epic creations.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting – you never know when that lava pit might come in handy for a quick snack break.

Blocky McBlockface Adventures: Where Minecraft meets memes and mayhem!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring internet? Have you conquered every game and watched every movie out there? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant unlimited power and hilarity. But beware, the banana is guarded by a mischievous army of dancing creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their fruity treasure.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s tallest and most majestic chicken tower? Climb to the top and bask in the glory of our feathered overlords as they squawk and strut their stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boredom forever!

AnimeTittyCraft: Where Russian Boys and Japanese Girls Unite for Epic Adventures!

Adventure, Adventures, Anime, AnimeTittyCraft, Boy, Boys, comedy, cultural exchange, Diversity, ecchi, ENJOYER, Epic, Fan Service, FANTASY, fetishization, Girls, harem, Japan, japanese, Otaku, perfect, romance, Russian, Stereotypes, tits, unite, WMAF

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6850	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you a fan of WMAF relationships in anime? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated love stories between a white block and an Asian block. Witness the drama unfold as they navigate through creepers, zombies, and skeletons to find true blocky love. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own WMAF block romance on our server! So come on over and join us for a love story like no other.

Blocky Booty Bounce House

1. desire, attraction, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, craving, deep connection, FANTASY, fulfillment, House, intense desire, Intimacy, longing, love, Lust, Passion, physical connection, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Sensuality, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, yearning

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Towns Built:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Buildings Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a wild adventure like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who is rumored to drop a diamond-encrusted egg if you can defeat him in battle.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy creatures, and the chance to fulfill your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creepers: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to dance!

ancient traditions, arab, Crafty, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Dance, fanfic, Greek, History, Jews, judaism, magical adventures, Main character, Middle Eastern culture, Mythology, picrel, Religion, religious beliefs, religious texts, Resist, Son, storytelling, urge, wacky adventures, yhwh

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9083
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Emeralds Found:	2138
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join our server where we have more drama than a Greek tragedy and more twists than an Arabian Nights tale!

Join us as we embark on magical adventures, just like YHWH’s son in that crazy fanfic. Who knows, you might even become the main character in your own wacky adventure with YHWH himself (now with an Arab name for extra spice)!

Don’t be like the Jews in the pic, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Crafty Dilemma: Buy Both Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	502022
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	4279	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks? We’ve got it! How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords? Yep, we’ve got that too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for golden potatoes. Need a flying pig as a pet? Done. Want a house made entirely of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and pure insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? The llamas are waiting to show you the way!

Pixelated Pandemonium: The Minecraft Madness Show

adaptation, AMERICANS, BBC, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming, madness, Media, Minecraft, Pandemonium, pixelated, Race, RELENTLESS, scandal, sex, Show, television, tv show, video game, white women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of evil llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you witness such epic showdowns.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their dance moves. Get your groove on with a dancing creeper or break it down with a twerking skeleton – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, only to discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… a talking chicken? Don’t ask questions, just go with it.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you next!

CraftySisGroomers: A Minecraft Server for Sibling Shenanigans!

Abuse, Anons, Boundaries, consent, control, CraftySisGroomers, Deviant, Disturbing, Exploitation, family, fucktoy, Grooming, illegal, Incest, Manipulation, Minecraft, predatory behavior, Psychological, relationships, Server, Shenanigans, sibling, societal norms, taboo, younger sisters

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Animals Bred:	51	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming some crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement waiting for you!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can battle evil mobs and claim your riches. But be warned, these mobs are no ordinary creatures – they have a taste for revenge and will stop at nothing to take you down!

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a special event called “Sister Showdown” where you can challenge other players to see who has the most skilled and powerful sister in the game. Will your sister reign supreme and become the ultimate champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose to your sister in the Sister Showdown, that might sting a bit).