come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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No Phone Cancer Zone
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SilentMiner69 – Age & Ringer Status? Y/N
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle fierce mobs like zombie chickens and creeper llamas, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion!
So, if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and join us! Just remember to keep your phone on silent because the laughter and chaos never stop on our server!
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CreeperBeats Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the record store incident, we believe in playing music at full volume while you shop for blocks and resources. In fact, we have a special plugin that plays a random song every time you mine a diamond – it’s like your own personal soundtrack to success!But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can only communicate with other players by playing music through your in-game jukebox. Want to team up with someone to take down a horde of zombies? Better start blasting “Thriller” by Michael Jackson to get their attention!
And if you ever get tired of the music, don’t worry – we have a designated “quiet zone” where you can go to listen to the soothing sounds of silence. Just kidding, it’s actually a room filled with screaming parrots that mimic the sounds of creepers exploding.
So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to make as much noise as possible! Who needs headphones when you have a virtual world to rock out in?
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GFPhoneHangUpDeadCatsAITAH
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed!Join us and escape the real world where cats getting stuck in HVAC systems is a thing of the past. Our server is a cat-friendly zone, where feline friends roam free and happy without any HVAC mishaps.
We promise a gas-lit free environment where boundaries are respected and opinions are acknowledged (even if they’re about cats). Don’t worry about being told “well that’s your opinion” here, because we only care about having a good time and building epic structures together.
So come on in, leave the drama behind, and let’s create a Minecraft world where cats rule and friendships flourish. And if anyone tries to bring up dead cats, just tell them to “go find someone else to talk to” and hang up the phone – because on our server, the only thing we’re talking about is having a blast!
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PixelCraft: iCraft on iPhone!
Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato phone? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical phone that not only allows you to play Minecraft in stunning HD graphics, but also lets you call in airstrikes on creepers! Plus, the phone doubles as a pizza delivery service, so you never have to leave your virtual world for sustenance. Join us now and experience the ultimate phone-powered Minecraft adventure!
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GoogleCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of family drama and unnecessary fights? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any step-sibling arguments!On our server, you can earn virtual volunteer hours for Bright Futures just by playing the game. That’s right, no need to work at a restaurant or argue with your mom – just hop on and start racking up those hours!
And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t earn Bright Futures hours by playing Minecraft, just whip out your phone and Google it right in their face. Because on our server, we encourage fact-checking and standing up for what’s right.
So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knew virtual volunteer hours could be so easy to earn?
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NurseNotSerious Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting in trouble for simply trying to get out of a boring day at school? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be sick whenever you want without any consequences! No more fake sickness accusations or cellphone violations here – just pure gaming fun!Our server is the perfect place for rebellious students who want to stick it to the man. Build your own virtual school where you make the rules, sneak in your phone without fear, and never have to worry about getting in trouble for wanting to go home early.
So come join us and let your inner troublemaker run wild in a world where the only rule is to have a good time!
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Pixelated Phone Thieves
so, like, u know how people r always on their phones and stuff, right? well, imagine this: u could totally get away with stealing a cookie from the cookie jar cuz no one is paying attention!! on our server, u can live out all ur cookie-stealing fantasies without any consequences. plus, our security cameras take the worst images ever, so even if u do get caught, no one will even know it’s u. join us for a wild ride of crime and chaos, where the only rule is to have fun and eat all the cookies u want.
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MexiCraftSisNoHelp
Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.
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Home Phone Hideout
join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!
if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!