Are you tired of feeling like a paranoid detective trying to crack the case of the mysterious disappearing phone calls at your gyno’s office? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about unanswered calls again! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a receptionist NPC who actually picks up the phone every time (unless you’re the crazy one, then we can’t help you there). So come on over and escape the madness of real life by diving into the wacky world of our server – where even the most outrageous stories seem totally normal.
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ObGynCraft: No Idiot Receptionists
Appointment, Communication, Cursing, do not answer list, fishy behavior, Frustration, Gynecologist, hang up, husband, idiot, ignoring calls, merge call, ObGyn, ObGynCraft, PARANOIA, phone call, phone number change, phone system, Pregnancy, receptionist, Receptionists, Scheduling, sister -
AnimalVacayGoneWrong
allergic reactions, AnimalVacayGoneWrong, audhd, Boundaries, Chronic pain, Communication Issues, depression, disability, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Guilt, muscle weakness, pet allergies, pet care, pet cleaning, pet feeding, pet maintenance, pet medications, self-careWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding family members and their zoo of animals! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual pets that won’t pee on your bedroom floor or scream in your face like a macaw on steroids.Are you allergic to cats and terrified of parrots? No problem! Our server has virtual animals that won’t trigger your allergies or send you into a panic attack. Plus, you won’t have to deal with the drama of family members expecting you to be a full-time zookeeper while they gallivant off on vacation.
Join us and escape the chaos of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only animals you have to take care of are pixelated and don’t require allergy meds. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than cleaning up cat vomit at 6 am!
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NSFW Moment Minecraft SMP
adult content, boundary-pushing, controversial, explicit, explicit content, explicit encounter, explicit scene, graphic, graphic scene, inappropriate, jaw-dropping, mature content, Minecraft, moment, NSFW, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., smp, taboo, unforgettable experience, unforgettable momentOMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Like, one time, we were all building our houses and suddenly a giant creeper appeared out of nowhere and started twerking in front of us! It was so NSFW, I couldn’t even handle it! And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie chickens came running through, clucking like crazy. It was like a rave party gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the insane shenanigans that happen on this server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT explosions)! -
Block Therapy: Saved from Depression
Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for our server is here to save you from your deep dark depression! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood cuddle bug. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic castles, farms, and roller coasters you’ve ever seen. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your worries!