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BlockyBedTricks

#exciting, adventurous, BlockyBedTricks, Communication, Connection, experimentation, fulfillment, good way, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, new experiences, Passion, pleasurable, Pleasure, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex position, surprised, unexpected

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement! Join us and discover the wildest sex positions you never knew existed in Minecraft! From the “Creeper Cuddle” to the “Enderman Embrace,” you’ll be surprised in all the right ways! So come on, join us and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, border disputes, Conflict, cross-border attack, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, Hits, international relations, Military Action, military escalation, military strike, missile launch sites, MissileCraft, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Votes:	261	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we launch missiles at each other like we’re Ukraine hitting missile launch sites in Russia! It’s a blast, literally! Join now for the most explosive PvP battles you’ve ever seen in your life. Who needs swords and bows when you have missiles, am I right? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (in a good way, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server today!

BlockyBattlesMC

armed conflict, BlockyBattlesMC, CASUALTIES, clash, Commander, Conflict, death toll, gaza, Hamas, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militant leader, military operation, palestinian authority, palestinians, Political unrest, resistance, security forces, violence, West Bank

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like a hamas commander in the west bank but without all the danger lolz. u can build ur own base and defend it from crazy zombies and creepers. plus, u can team up with ur friends and create ur own army to take over the server. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

PlumJuiceCraft

antioxidant-rich, Beverage, DELICIOUS, drink, Flavorful, Fresh, Fruit, healthy, homemade, Hydrating, Juice, Natural, no added sugar, nutrition, plum, PlumJuiceCraft, prune, Refreshing, summer drink, Tasty, vitamin C

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	83	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Items Found:	1904
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Mines Excavated:	3588	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!