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The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	160	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Animals Bred:	69
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Animals Bred:	36
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	2999	Love Letters Sent:	4

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Project Kus! Minecraft server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mines Excavated:	4924	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7

A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

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Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	126
Players Killed by Monsters:	8437	Emeralds Found:	6410
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Towns Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!