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CraftyKidsServer

ages 9 to 11, anxiety, attention issues, Behavior, CraftyKidsServer, Development, effects, hyperactivity, Impact, Kids, mental health, parenting, parents, phone-obsessed, research, screen time, smartphones, SPENDING, study, Technology, youngsters

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

HEY KIDS! DO U WANT TO AVOID ANXIETY, ATTENTION ISSUES, AND HYPERACTIVITY?? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! PARENTS WHO SPEND TOO MUCH ON THEIR PHONES MAKE THEIR KIDS GO CRAZY, BUT NOT ON OUR SERVER! WE HAVE MAGICAL BLOCKS THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO! JOIN NOW AND SAY BYE-BYE TO ANXIETY!

Creeper Ward Adventures

“Youth, admissions, adolescent health, Adventures, creeper, Eating disorders, england, general acute medical wards, girls aged 11-15, Healthcare, healthcare system, hospitalization, INCREASE, medical care, mental health, mental health concerns, psychiatric disorders, public health, research, statistics, trends, ward, young people

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where you can escape from all that real life drama, yo! We got unicorns flying around, rainbow explosions, and a secret portal to a land of endless pizza!

Our server is so lit that it’s been scientifically proven to reduce stress levels by 69% and increase happiness by 420%! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party where you can dance with llamas and pigs all night long!

Forget about those boring medical wards, come chill with us and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds! Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Revolution

Abilities, Adventure, armor, Classes, Community, Crafty, Dungeons, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Loot, Magic, Medieval, Monsters, ONLINE, Other, PvP, Quests, Races, revolution, RPG, Server, Skills, weapons

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6614
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Craft Revolution Server Overview

IP	Craftyrevolution.net
Discord	Join the Revolution!

Craft Revolution is a medieval-inspired RPG server built with passion, creativity, and a host of custom features to give you an unforgettable gaming experience.

What we offer:

Races & Classes: Choose from a variety of unique options!
Face off against tough bosses and unique mobs.
Non-P2W Crates: Unlock items without paying to win!
Trinkets: Discover powerful trinkets with various effects.
Custom Enchants: Explore a diverse set of enchants.
Legendary Weapons: Arm yourself with epic gear!

This server has been a labor of love for over two years, and now it’s polished and ready for you to join the adventure. The revolution awaits—are you ready to take part?

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP “Craftyrevolution.net” in your Minecraft client.
Are there any special rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for more information.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the Craft Revolution and embark on adventures together!
Are there regular events or competitions on the server?	Yes, we host events and competitions to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord announcements for updates.

Return to Monke Craft 1.20.6

1.20.6, anthropology, Behavior, beta males, Chad, Craft, DOMINANCE, Evolution, Females, gender dynamics, Hierarchy, mating, monke, monogamy, relationships, Reproduction, research, RETURN, RIGHTS, selectivity, society, Sociology, study

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We’re basically living in a world where we’ve gone full monke mode with relationships. Like, studies show that back in the day, most dudes weren’t getting any action, ya feel me? But then the beta males were like, “Nah, we ain’t havin’ this,” and they made monogamy a thing and restricted the ladies’ rights. But now, the ladies are back in charge and they’re only choosing the Chads of the world. So, if you wanna be a Chad and rule the Minecraft world, you gotta join us, man! It’s like survival of the fittest, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out, bro!

GFsParentsMadMC

aita, amazing woman, anger, booster seat, comfort, DATING, family conflict, Fight, GFsParentsMadMC, girlfriend’s parents, Grandparents, Kids, lashed out, relationship, Safety, seatbelt, upsetting, Visit

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	789791
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Mines Excavated:	3397

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in safety first! Just like how we made sure that little girl was safe in her booster seat, we make sure all our players are protected from creepers and zombies at all times!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world and protect it from any unwanted intruders. Our server is so safe, even grandparents will approve!

Don’t be like the angry father-in-law who couldn’t handle a simple booster seat installation, join our server and let us handle all the tough stuff for you. Plus, we promise no family drama like in this story, unless you count the epic battles between players for the best loot!

So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew safety could be so entertaining?

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, comfort food, craving, cuisine, culinary delight, culinary pleasure, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, EternalEatsMC, Favorite Food, Food, Hunger, indulgence, lifelong food, Meal, Nourishment, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ores Mined:	5424	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of endless possibilities! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about running out of food because we have a magical farm that grows pizza trees and soda rivers! That’s right, you can feast on delicious pizza and wash it down with a refreshing soda all day, every day. So come on over and indulge in the ultimate foodie paradise on our server!

PrisonCraft: ElderlyCrimeWave

Aging population, community support, crimes, criminal behavior, elderly care, elderly loneliness, elderly women, ElderlyCrimeWave, Friends, friendship, health care, healthcare access, Japan, Loneliness Epidemic, loneliness intervention, mental health, Mental well-being, Prison, prison system, PrisonCraft, Social Connections, social isolation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the loneliness epidemic like those elderly women in japan! we got all the friends you need, no need to commit crimes to find companionship here! our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and help you build the coolest virtual prison ever! plus, our health care system is top notch, with virtual doctors ready to heal you from any injuries you sustain while playing. so come on over and join us, because who needs real life friends when you can have virtual ones in our minecraft server!

Galaxy Baffling Radio

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Baffling, Celestial, Cosmic, dead galaxy, discovery, emission, Enigmatic, galaxies, Galaxy, Mystery, perplexing, Phenomenon, puzzling, Radio, Radio burst, research, Science, Signals, Space, Universe

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

LOL SO WE GOT THIS MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN DEAD GALAXIES WANNA JOIN! A RADIO BURST CAME FROM THEM AND ASTRONOMERS ARE LIKE “WTF?” BUT WE’RE LIKE “COME PLAY MINECRAFT WITH US INSTEAD!” MAYBE YOU’LL FIND SOME ALIENS TO BUILD A BASE WITH OR SOMETHING. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE GALAXIES TAKE OVER!

Crystal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Beautiful, crystal, cute, fighting evil, friendship, Great, Haven, inspiring, Justice, love, Magical Girl, Mayu, pink hair, Positive, Powerful, Precure, Protector, Role Model, Saving the World, teamwork, transformation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Crops Grown:	8759
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, Mayu is like the queen bee of this place. She’s like the Beyoncé of Minecraft, except even more fabulous.

I mean, have you ever seen someone build a pixelated castle with a moat filled with lava? Yeah, that’s Mayu for ya. She’s a Minecraft goddess, I tell ya. And if you wanna bask in her glory, you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that Mayu gives out diamond swords like they’re candy on Halloween. I don’t know about you, but I’d sell my soul for a diamond sword in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s all love Mayu together!

PeePurgeCraft

bodily fluids, DAUGHTER, disagreement, domestic dispute, family, food scraps, gross, Help, hygiene, kitchen sink, low stakes, MINOR, parenting, Pee, PeePurgeCraft, Potty training, powder room, resolution, squattie potty, strainer basket, TOILET

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	245	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle disputes in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Join us and witness the ultimate showdown between pee-in-the-sink enthusiasts and toilet purists!

Imagine a world where pee and food scraps battle it out for dominance in the kitchen sink! Will bodily fluids reign supreme, or will the toilet emerge victorious in this epic showdown of cleanliness?

Embark on quests to prove once and for all whether pee belongs in the sink or the toilet! Will you join the pee rebels or fight for the honor of the porcelain throne?

Choose your side wisely, for the fate of the kitchen sink hangs in the balance! Join our server now and let the battle begin!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, attractiveness cues, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness traits, Body language, charisma, Charm, eye contact, Grooming, magnetism, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, positive feedback, self esteem, self-confidence, signs of attractiveness, smp, Social Skills, Style

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
New Chunks Explored:	413234	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Lol, bro, if you wanna know if you’re hot stuff, just join our Minecraft SMP and see how many players start building heart emojis around your character. Like, if you log on and suddenly there’s a line of creepers waiting to give you flowers, you know you’re a Minecraft stud. Plus, rumor has it that if you’re really attractive, the Ender Dragon will start swooning over you and offer to be your pet. So yeah, if you wanna feel like the hottest block in the game, come join us and bask in all the virtual love and attention.