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  • RussianBlockPhoneVerify

    RussianBlockPhoneVerify
    so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. you gotta join this server if you wanna see some crazy shiz, man.

    one time, this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, and we all rode it while eating diamond pickaxes for breakfast. it was wild, bro.

    also, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties. it’s the best thing ever, trust me.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yeah, you heard me right. rainbow fire.

    so, like, join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. it’s gonna be epic.

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  • WifeCraftKidsTeach 😂

    WifeCraftKidsTeach 😂
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

    So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

    Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

    The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

    In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

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