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CrackedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3811	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Have you ever cracked your phone screen by accidentally dropping it in a pit of lava while playing Minecraft? Well, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to do just that! Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget you’re even holding a phone in the first place. Plus, we have a special “Diamond Pickaxe of Destruction” that will make your screen crack just by looking at it. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous ways to crack your phone screen, all in the name of Minecraft fun!

Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

cultural behavior, German characteristics, German cultural traits., German culture, German customs, German generalizations, German habits, German mindset, German national character, German people, German personality, German quirks, German society, German stereotypes, german traditions, German traits, Germans, Minecraft, national identity, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	7670
Ores Mined:	777	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL

blended family, DadsNewWifeNotMyParentLOL, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, family roles, family structure, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, parent-child bonding, Parent-child relationship, Parental authority, parental roles, stepmother

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Emeralds Found:	8830
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid awkward conversations with your dad’s new wife, Claire.

Join us for a chance to create your own virtual family where you can actually choose who your parents are. No need to deal with step-parent drama or awkward family conversations here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and escape the real world for a while. Who needs Claire as a parent when you can have a creeper as a pet instead? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

adoption, anti-surrogacy law, controversial, discrimination, Family Law, fertility, Fun, gay couples, HUMAN RIGHTS, italy, Italy news, ItalyCraft, legal restrictions, legislation, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, parenthood, parents, reproductive rights, same-sex couples, Server, Social Issues, surrogacy, surrogacy ban

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military strategy, national security, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, Politics, president, SECURITY, strategic planning, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

Santa’s Dark Delivery Service

BELIEF, child labor, chimney, christmas, controversy, Dark, Delivery, Ethics, folklore, gift giving, holiday, legend, morality, Myth, naughty or nice, north pole, obesity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, service, tradition, trespassing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Towns Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like santa claus on steroids, but not the good kind of steroids, like the ones that make u eat too many cookies and break into people’s houses.

on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.

but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.

so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!

Nano Fat Blocker Server

animal testing, Blocker, dietary intervention, digestive system, experimental treatment, fat, fat absorption, gastrointestinal health, Health Innovation, high-fat diet, lipid absorption, lipid metabolism, Medical research, mice study, Nano, nanotechnology, novel therapy, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oral nanotherapy, pharmaceutical development, Server, Small intestine, weight management

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Snormines

Creative, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Questing, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.snormines.net

Snormines is a network -in built server.

LIFESTEAL SEASON 1 – Just Released!

– Clans – Grindy Economy – No P2W – Building community – 10k x 10k Maps

play.snormines.net

gravityfalls MC

1.21, alliances, Anarchy, battle, betray, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, gravityfalls, Hardcore, ip address, Lag-free, Legacy, Minecraft, Performance, PvP, ruthless, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Survival Anarchy 1.21 A Minecraft Vanilla 1.21 Server

Welcome to gravityfalls! The Ultimate Minecraft 1.21 Anarchy Experience

Dive into true Minecraft anarchy with no rules . Play on the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with top-tier performance for lag-free gameplay. Join a thriving community of anarchists where you can form alliances, build empires, or betray your friends. Expect occasional events that add unique twists to the classic experience.

Server Details:

IP Address: gravityfalls.ch Version: Minecraft 1.21 Discord: https://discord.gg/5pyfeG5Hq8

Prepare for battle and carve out your legacy in the most ruthless Minecraft server ever!

gravityfalls.ch

Chase Me Minecraft Server

attraction, Characters, chase, chemistry, compatibility, Crush, date, DATING, dream date, FANTASY, Favorite, long term relationship, love interest, Minecraft, most, On Your Tail, Personality, Preferences, relationships, Revealed, romance, Server, Traits

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with eligible Minecraft characters just waiting to be your pixelated love interest! From the charming Steve to the mysterious Enderman, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual dating adventures. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP

content creators, creative content, Digital Media, Entertainment, ESPAÑOL, Hispanic, indie, indie artists, indies, Latinx, Live streaming, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, online presence, smp, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, streaming, video games, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks English? Do you want to join a community of Spanish-speaking indie VTubers who are taking over the virtual world one block at a time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore together. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing (typical Herobrine).

But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for new members who are ready to bring their A-game and show off their building skills. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks – then you might regret it a little). See you in the game, amigos! 🌵🦙🎮