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CrackedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	182	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	2011
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1566	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Have you ever cracked your phone screen by accidentally dropping it in a pit of lava while playing Minecraft? Well, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to do just that! Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget you’re even holding a phone in the first place. Plus, we have a special “Diamond Pickaxe of Destruction” that will make your screen crack just by looking at it. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous ways to crack your phone screen, all in the name of Minecraft fun!

MineCraftMoguls

affluent individuals, elite class, extravagant behavior, extravagant encounters., extravagant habits, eye-opening experiences, high society, lavish spending, luxury lifestyle, millionaire mindset, MineCraftMoguls, money talks, opulent living, privileged society, shocking encounters, surprising interactions, ultra rich, unexpected encounters, upper class encounters, Wealthy, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8098	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	2589	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Have you ever seen a diamond block mansion with a pool filled with emeralds? Well, get ready to be amazed because on our Minecraft server, the players are so rich they use gold blocks as toilet paper! Join us for a chance to live in a world where even the dirt is made of precious gems.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Llama King,” a player who rides around on a llama covered in diamonds and hands out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a stick and a stack of cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience a world where the players are richer than Bill Gates and the adventures are more epic than a blockbuster movie, then join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server and have your own diamond statue erected in your honor.

GazaCraft: No Famine Here!

Committee, Conflict, Crisis, DECLARATION, Evidence, famine, food insecurity, gaza, GazaCraft, GLOBAL RESPONSE, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, Hunger, international relations, malnutrition, MIDDLE EAST, POVERTY, relief efforts, united nations, United Nations report, war-torn region

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have UNited Nations commitee declaring no famine in Gaza because everyone is too busy playing minecraft on our server! we have so much food and resources that even the UN is impressed! come build your dream house and farm like there’s no tomorrow! who needs real life when you can live in our virtual paradise?! join now and be part of the UN’s official minecraft squad!

ZombieGoonSquad

Apocalypse, Cinema, conceptually horrifying, Creatures, fear, Fiction, Goons, Halloween, Horror, Media, Monsters, non-threatening, pop culture, Scary, Supernatural, Thriller, tv shows, Undead, video games, ZombieGoonSquad, zombies

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Votes:	1849	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where zombies are, like, the coolest dudes ever. they wear sunglasses and dance to funky music all day long. instead of brains, they crave pizza and ice cream. it’s a total party up in here, bro!

join our server and witness the epic dance battles between the zombie crews. you can even join in and show off your best moves. but be careful, the zombie king is a fierce dancer and will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

oh, and did we mention the zombie unicorns? yeah, they exist on our server. they prance around with rainbow manes and shoot glitter out of their horns. it’s a magical sight to behold.

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, pizza-loving monsters, and sparkly unicorns. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

BrainCraft: Early Detection Server

Adults, ALS, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, Biomarkers, blood testing, braincraft, DETECTION, diagnostic tools, Early, early detection, early recognition, frontotemporal dementia, German scientists, healthcare advancements, medical breakthrough, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological diseases, neurology, neuroscientists, progressive supranuclear palsy, psp, research, Server, study

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where we fight off evil mobs and build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even German scientists are studying it! That’s right, they found that playing on our server can actually help prevent frontotemporal dementia, ALS, and PSP. Who knew gaming could be so good for your health?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this groundbreaking research while having the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Strolling through Mayhem: Half-Baked Adventure 1.8.8

1.8.8, 2b2t, Adventure, Anarchy, building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, Griefing, halfbaked, History, Legacy, MAYHEM, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, PvP, semi anarchy, server history, silver-age, smp, Strolling, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	61	Dragon Eggs Found:	6560
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Buildings Constructed:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ores Mined:	4035
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Anarchy
Version	1.8.8
Features	– No shulker boxes– No elytra– No totems– No end crystals– No rollbacks– Fresh server

Server Description

Pre combat update, silver-age style anarchy server! Experience the old school SMPs and the chaotic world of pre combat update 2b2t on this server. Your decisions matter more than ever as getting killed means a total re-gear and getting griefed means losing it all. Make your mark on server history!

Server Discord

Join the server discord at https://discord.gg/6AcyhG3D

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server runs on version 1.8.8
Are there any banned items or features?	Yes, the server does not allow shulker boxes, elytra, totems, or end crystals.
Is there any form of server rollback?	No, there are no rollbacks on this server. Everything you do and build is permanent.
How can I join the server?	Join the server discord at the provided link and find the server address there.

Stacy’s Complaint Minecraft Server

asian, Best Friend, Black, Boyfriend, break up, Bullied, classmates, Complain, complaint, DEPRESSING, depression, Gay, hate, Hypocrite, Minecraft, mocking, reposts, retarded, Server, severe depression, social media, Stacys, STALKING, thirst traps

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Towns Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying Stacies and hypocrites in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, exploring, and battling your way through our virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way. Take out your anger on creepers instead of dealing with annoying classmates. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t bully you or talk behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a slanty eyed hypocrite who will haunt you if you don’t join. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

SharkCraft Minecraft Server

confusion, doubt, Game, giant shark, giant squid, hallucination, Horror, ichiban, ILLUSION, mental health, mind games, Minecraft, Mystery, PARANOIA, Psychological, Reality, Schizo, Server, SharkCraft, Suspense, Thriller, uncertainty

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can encounter giant sharks and giant squids that will make you question reality! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun – or is it? Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you wondering if you’re just experiencing a case of Ichiban schizo’ing. Who knows what’s real and what’s not in this crazy world of ours? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find a more mind-bending Minecraft server anywhere else. So come on in and see for yourself – if you dare!

InLawzOutlawz Minecraft Server

Boundaries, disrespecting house rules, family conflict, family dynamics, family etiquette, family expectations, family traditions, family visit, house rules, in-laws, InLawzOutlawz, Minecraft, respecting boundaries, respecting hosts, respecting in-laws, Server, sugar consumption, sugar in tea, sugar packets, sugar restrictions, tea preferences, tea with sugar

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

So, picture this: You’re peacefully enjoying a cup of tea on our Minecraft server, when suddenly your in-laws spawn in and start scolding you for bringing sugar into their virtual house. They confiscate your sugar packets and call you a ‘naughty player’, lecturing you on the dangers of virtual sugar consumption. Join our server for a wild and wacky time, where even the pixels have boundaries! Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

BootyBlockerCraft

addiction issues, BootyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, care facilities, caregiving, caregiving challenges, caregiving responsibilities, difficult decisions, Emotional support, end of life, family dynamics, Family Support, health issues, hospice care, inlaw relationships, Marriage Struggles, medical field, mother-in-law, personal boundaries, personal limits, weight issues

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7364	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Communication, Confidence, Creepercraft, DATING, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional, Experience, Honesty, hurtful, Impact, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, rejection, relationship, Rude, self esteem, Server, Unattractive, Vulnerability, WOMAN, Words

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5404	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Potions Brewed:	77

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unforgettable moments.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of dancing chickens invade your land, demanding to be your loyal subjects. Or how about the time when a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise party for your birthday, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for safe passage. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves to the beat of a zombie DJ.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it!