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Cellphone Camera Survival
join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never break your cellphone camera! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player broke their cellphone camera while playing on our server and a magical curse was unleashed upon them. every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find dirt. every time they tried to build a house, it would collapse on them. it was a disaster! so, join our server and protect your cellphone camera at all costs, or face the wrath of the minecraft gods. trust us, you don’t want to mess with them. so come on, join us and have a blast while keeping your cellphone camera safe. who knew minecraft could be so dangerous, right? -
/spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.
But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.
And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!
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BlockyLifeWTF
Have you ever found yourself in a Minecraft server where pigs ride on flying llamas, chickens wear diamond armor, and creepers break out into synchronized dance routines? Well, welcome to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).Join us for epic adventures where you can ride dragons into battle, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he’s a sore loser). Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking sheep who gives out fashion advice to a villager who insists he’s secretly a ninja.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you wondering how the hell you ended up here, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself asking, “Is this real life or just a really weird dream?”
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JetFuelWarsMC
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a jet fuel pipeline that goes all the way to Czechia and Poland in case we go to war with Russia! Y’all can fly around in your own fighter jets and battle it out in the skies while building your own epic bases on the ground. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and gold for you to find! So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! -
QueerCraft: Build Your Way to Happiness
come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are rainbow and the creepers are fabulous! we have a secret potion that turns you into a sparkly unicorn with wings, so you can fly around and spread glitter everywhere.our server is like a magical wonderland where you can build a castle made of rainbows and dance with talking animals. we have a rainbow disco party every night where you can show off your best dance moves and make friends with other players.
we also have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of magical unicorns from an evil witch who wants to turn them into regular horses. if you succeed, you will be rewarded with a magical rainbow sword that shoots out glitter and confetti.
so come join our server and let your inner unicorn shine! remember, the more rainbows, the better! 🌈🦄✨
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Niyuki Network
An economy & survival server! Bedrock compatible (Geyser) 1.21.x. Join the adventure, trade, & thrive on our server. Fight, Grind, Survive!
ph.niyukimc.fun:4020
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MelonSurvival
Melonsurvival Minecraft Server
Server Information Version 1.21.4 Game Mode Semi Vanilla SMP Features Raiding & PVP friendly, Hard survival mode, No pay to win Special Rules No hacks, No griefing, Owners and Admins cannot raid Commands /sethome, /home, /rtp World Border 100k Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Can I use hacks on the server?
A: No, hacks are not permitted on the server.
Q: Are griefing and raiding allowed?
A: Griefing and raiding are not allowed. Owners and Admins cannot raid.
Q: How many homes can I have?
A: Players have 2 homes by default.
Q: How far can I teleport from spawn using /rtp?
A: You can teleport up to 4000 blocks away from spawn using /rtp.
Q: Are there any disabled features on the server?
A: Phantoms are disabled on the server.
Q: What is the server IP?
A: You can connect to the server using melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?
A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
Q: What is the Bedrock port for the server?
A: The Bedrock port is 19132
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Sister’s Realm 1.21.4
Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like the cooler, hotter, more popular sister of all the other servers out there? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more epic builds than a Lego convention on steroids.
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe a few pesky skeletons trying to ruin your day.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the coolest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe!
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MulchMates Minecraft Server
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where even the plants at Walmart have more drama than a reality TV show!Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual worlds while dealing with unexpected encounters, just like the OP at Walmart. Who knows, you might even run into a motorized scooter-driving player who needs help lifting virtual bags of mulch!
But beware, you might encounter some colorful characters who will yell at you for not helping them in the game. Just like the OP, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions while wearing your noise-canceling earbuds (in-game, of course).
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a trip to Walmart, join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. See you in the virtual world!
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NoGifts4UngratefulKids
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a good potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park!Looking for a break from real-life family drama? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape to a world where the only demands are from creepers and skeletons! No need to drive an extra hour to pick up your kids here, just hop on a minecart and explore our vast world.
Forget about child support, because on our server, the only currency you need is diamonds! And don’t worry about your ex including your daughter in conversations about your finances – here, the only thing we discuss is how to build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft!
So come join us on our server, where the only tears shed are from laughter and the only anger comes from losing a PvP battle. It’s a virtual paradise where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind and just focus on crafting, building, and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in-game, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun!