Phone Calls MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

North America, Calling, long distance, cross-border calls, Minecraft

Are you tired of confusing phone country codes between Canada and the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that translates phone numbers into Minecraft coordinates! Now you can easily call your American and Canadian friends without any mix-ups!

Join our server today and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where phone numbers are just a set of coordinates away. Who knew that dialing a number could lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds? Only on our server!

So why wait? Join now and let the adventures begin! Just be careful not to accidentally call the Ender Dragon instead of your best friend. Trust us, that’s a long-distance call you don’t want to make!

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CraftyMournerSTFU

family, hostile environment, mourning, CraftyMournerSTFU, sympathy points

Are you tired of boring book clubs where people just talk about symbolism and character development? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where we build worlds filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no judgmental book club members.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and suddenly, a wild “Madison” appears! But don’t worry, on our server, you can tell her to shut the f*ck up without any consequences. Plus, we have a special grief-free zone where you can let your creativity run wild without any “my child is dead” interruptions.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that understands the pain of losing a child, but also knows how to handle a “Madison” when she starts talking nonsense? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s build a world where grief and judgment are left at the door.

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Crafting Chaos: High Call Volume

busy lines, customer satisfaction, higher call volumes, phone calls, IMPOSSIBLE

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that give u hugs instead of exploding!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some mini-games with us. we once had a dragon come and join our server, but we tamed it and now it’s our pet.

if u join our server, u will be blessed with diamonds falling from the sky and unlimited enchanted golden apples. our server is so magical that even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! we promise u won’t regret it…unless u don’t like having too much fun, then maybe u should stay away.

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KidzCraftFunZOne

another name, legal name, Class, Permission, Margot

Are you tired of being called Agatha all along? Join our Minecraft server where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s Margot! No more bullying from other players, just pure fun and freedom to choose your own name.

Our server is so accepting that even the teachers in the game will support your name change. No more annoying phone calls from school asking for permission, just play and have a blast without any judgment.

Don’t be a bonehead like the district policy, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Your husband will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with the name Agatha again. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to the Agatha drama!

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MoviePhoneGoodbye

Manners, cinematic tropes, film industry, Film Characters, dialogue

join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own movie set and recreate iconic scenes from ur fav films! ever wanted to be in a rom-com where u never say goodbye when hanging up the phone? now u can! our server is so lit, u might even get a call from hollywood producers wanting to cast u in their next blockbuster! so join now and let’s make some movie magic together!

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BossLady’s Minecraft Server

Professionalism, Minecraft, Correction, Workplace, Correct

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the NPCs can’t get your name right! Just like the confusion between “Courtney” and “Adrianna”, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a wild ride where you never know what name you’ll be called next!

We promise a unique experience where you’ll be questioning your own identity, just like our player who is constantly mistaken for someone else. With over 22 employees in our virtual world, you never know who you’ll encounter next. Will they know your name, or will they call you something completely random?

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs a normal gaming experience when you can have a hilarious mix-up of names and identities? Join now and let the confusion begin!

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CraftyCallersMC: Strangest Call Ever!

offbeat phone calls, phone calls, Call Center, funny customer calls, peculiar customer behavior

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by talking cows and dancing creepers! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Crafting Love Connections – Pre-Tinder Era Server

Communication, dating apps, era, Traditional, past times

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of dating apps and bad boy Chads!

Back in the day, before the era of dating apps, you had to call your crush’s house and risk having their parents answer the phone. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress so impenetrable that not even Chad himself can break through!

Join us for epic adventures, unlimited diamonds, and the chance to show off your mad crafting skills to impress even the toughest of parents. Who needs dating apps when you can conquer the pixelated world with your friends by your side?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those pesky parents and bad boys in the dust!

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Jehovah’s Crafters: Where Even Creepers Knock on Your Door!

BIBLE, religious practices, spirituality, Knock, proselytizing

Are you tired of Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on your door every weekend? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on Jehovah’s Witnesses! That’s right, no more interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the elusive rainbow sheep and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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Blocky Foreskin Adventures: Where Every Creep is a Creeper!

foreskin research, creep, foreskin surgery, foreskin overgrowth, overgrown foreskin

Are you tired of your foreskin being longer than your patience waiting for it to shrink back to normal size? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We may not be able to fix your foreskin, but we can offer you a distraction from your genital woes with our epic gameplay and hilarious community.

Join us and escape the stress of researching redundant prepuce treatments! Build a virtual world where your foreskin can be as long as you want it to be (we won’t judge). Plus, who needs a girlfriend requesting circumcision when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Don’t let your overgrown foreskin hold you back, join our server today and let the adventure begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a fellow player who can relate to your unique situation. So what are you waiting for? Let’s mine and craft our way to foreskin freedom!

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