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CraftyQueers: Where Minecraft meets anime and the gay chemistry is off the charts!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9647	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, there’s actually nothing like it out there! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out sick moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon lovers to join its bacon-themed cult. Will you be chosen to worship at the altar of crispy goodness?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret hidden realm filled with flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and talking llamas. Trust us, once you step foot into our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PoopCraft: The Ultimate Diaper Thread Adventure!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	9432	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like a fresh diaper – always changing and full of surprises!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground lair where the creepers throw wild parties. And don’t even get us started on the diamond-filled caves that are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant baby, complete with a diaper that shoots out fireworks. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see you waddling around, causing chaos and spreading joy wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and maybe even wet your own diaper (just kidding…or are we?).

MapleCraft: Where Even Canadians Can’t Escape the Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a moose on a poutine diet? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the polar bears are doing the Macarena!

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Our community is so welcoming, even the beavers are building friendship dams.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server and discover hidden treasures, like the legendary maple syrup fountain or the mystical Tim Hortons portal.

So come on, eh? Join us and let’s have a blast, because on our server, even the snowmen have a sense of humor!

CraftyMcCraftFace: Where No. 73469944 by Anonymous is the Boss of LOLs

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of llamas as they race through fields of rainbow sheep. You can even challenge the moderators to a dance-off for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring, lifeless Minecraft servers that make you want to respawn in real life? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the LOLs back to your blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the spookiest jokes in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and…dancing skeletons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Trust us, you won’t want to respawn anywhere else.

Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and explore? Well, come join our server where we give niggers the ultimate challenge – battling cancer! Watch as niggers go through chemo therapy, vomit, lose weight, develop abnormal lumps, struggle to pee, have blood in their pee, get skin blotches, swollen lymph nodes, heart burn, fever, fatigue, cough up blood, and ultimately say goodbye to their families. It’s a wild ride that runs in niggers’ families – join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fortnite fans go to become Minecraft masters!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Votes:	5498

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for Chapter 5 Season 2: Myths and Mortals, where you can battle legendary creatures and become a Minecraft god!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit in Minecraft! Who knew you could mix and match games like this? Plus, track your stats and climb the leaderboards to show off your Minecraft skills.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our interactive map with crazy challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities. And don’t miss out on our Mission Alerts for StW – survive the horde and reap the rewards!

Exciting news awaits in our server, like Korra entering Fortnite and waterbending coming to Battle Royale. And get ready for Rocket Racing Neon Rush – light up the night in Minecraft like never before!

Join our Fortnite Festival Season 2 and unlock your talent with special appearances by Lady Gaga! And if that’s not enough, subscribe to our Fortnite Crew for exclusive perks and rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty LOLz: Autism or Artistry?

ARTISTRY, autism, Behavior, Communication, Crafty, depression, Diagnosis, diagnosis criteria, Insecurity, Introvert, labeling, lolz, mental health, misconceptions, neurodiversity, social anxiety, Social Skills, spectrum disorder, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, teenager, Therapy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4431	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with introverts and insecure teenagers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a special feature where you can distinguish between introverts, people with social anxiety, and even autists just by looking at them in-game.

Join us and witness the epic battles between introverts building their fortresses in solitude, people with social anxiety avoiding player interactions at all costs, and autists creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Join now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, riding on the back of a flying pig, and battling a giant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Or maybe you’ll come across the secret portal that leads to a disco party with creepers as the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, just like the hearse, you’ll die to get into this server again and again. Like and share for good luck!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Buildings Constructed:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	946
Gods Slained:	1	Animals Bred:	100
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server, where everything is cooked to perfection in our “edicion parrillera”!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while sizzling up some steaks on our giant BBQ grill. Watch out for the lava pits though, they’re not just for show – they’re actually our secret sauce for the ultimate flavor explosion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Grill Master, who will challenge you to cook-offs where the loser has to eat a block of raw tofu. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the receiving end of that punishment!

So come on over to our “edicion parrillera” server and let’s grill and chill like never before. Just remember, if you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen – or in this case, the Minecraft server!