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Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

customer service, donation, fertility, fertility clinic, funny, humor, JOKE, Mikes, one liner, packaging, packin, phone answer, reproductive health, reproductive services, smp, sperm bank, sperm collection, sperm donation, sperm preservation, sperm shipping, sperm storage, tagline, Whackin, Witty

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Emeralds Found:	7997
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Runes Activated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

DisMinecraftAbilityGF

adhd, autism, Chores, Communication, disability, DisMinecraftAbilityGF, Emotional support, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, high functioning autism, Honesty, Hypocrisy, MELTDOWNS, misunderstandings, noise cancelling headphones, sensory overload, sibling rivalry, single parent, teenage relationships

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchantments Applied:	69	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my brother’s excuses for not doing chores? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Our server is so fun, even your brother’s girlfriend will want to join in on the action! Who knows, maybe she’ll even bake you a virtual cake while you’re mining for diamonds. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your real-life responsibilities – here, everyone is equal, whether you have ADHD, autism, or just a love for building pixelated castles.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even make some new friends. And hey, if you need a break from your brother’s antics, we’ve got plenty of virtual chores for you to tackle instead. Join now and let the adventure begin!

PixelatedPrestige

acceptance, Beliefs, conformity, culture, Happiness, image, Individuality, materialism, norms, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelatedPrestige, Popularity, Priorities, society, Status, success, Traditions, validation, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of society’s boring standards and expectations? Do you want to break free and embrace your inner rebel? Then come join our Minecraft server where we value things like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and throwing parties with explosive cake!

Society may value things like money, success, and power, but on our server, the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find and how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Join us and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary golden llama!

So if you’re ready to ditch society’s boring values and embrace the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft server, then come on over and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

CraftyUkrainian vs RussianSteel

aerial warfare, Attack, Company, Conflict, CraftyUkrainian, Defense, Drones, eastern europe, Espionage, industrial sabotage, international relations, Military, overnight raid, Russian, RussianSteel, steel mill, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, UKRAINIAN, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	286
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server, it’s crazier than a Ukrainian drone attackin a Russian steel mill in da middle of da night! Like, u won’t believe da epic battles and adventures u can have here. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and tanks. Plus, rumor has it dat da owner of da server is actually a secret agent who once saved da world from a zombie apocalypse using only a diamond sword and a stack of pork chops. So, if u wanna be part of da most insane Minecraft server ever, come join us now!

Ink & Pixels: The New Rebellion

anti-system, body art, body modification, clear skin, counterculture, culture, defiance, Expression, fashion, Identity, Individuality, ink, Mainstream, Ornaments, personal style, piercings, pixels, rebel, Rebellion, Self-expression, societal norms, tattoos, trend

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Alien Abductions:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	639	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the only rebellion is having a skin without tattoos or piercings! we’re so mainstream that being basic is the new cool.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.

our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. come join the party and be the ultimate rebel by being basic!

MycenaGenomeCraft

Adaptability, Biodiversity, Circumstances, environmental changes, Evolution, Fungi, Genes, genetic adaptation, genetic diversity, genetic makeup, genetic variation, genome size, large genomes, lifestyles, Mycena mushroom, MycenaGenomeCraft, Mycology, scientific research, species, study, unexpected

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, dis server be like dem Mycena mushrooms, it got some unexpected big genomes, yo! Join dis server and adapt to different lifestyles like a chameleon on crack, yo! We got crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for ya, so come on and join da fun! Who needs boring old servers when you can join dis one and be part of something epic, yo! Let’s get weird and wacky together, cuz why not, right? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make even dem Mycena mushrooms jealous, yo!

TheGoodLands

Adventure, Caves, Challenges, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Customization, Enchantments, fortress, gameplay, Monsters, Mountains, Nature, Open Arms, Plains, Plugins, PvP, rainforests, Skills, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Wild

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Buildings Constructed:	40	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to THEGOODLANDS! Immerse yourself in a compelling gameplay experience where survival is your top priority, but with a touch of customization provided by our carefully curated plugins. Explore a vast world full of adventures, from lush rainforests to vast mountain ranges to mysterious underground caverns. The wild nature and enchantments of the Minecraft world await you every time you step foot in our server. Our friendly and active community will welcome you with open arms, ready to help and collaborate with you on your epic adventure. Build your refuge in the endless plains or construct an imposing fortress in the mountaintops – the choice is yours! Take advantage of our plugins to enrich your gameplay experience. With a wide range of features, you can customize your gameplay without compromising the essence of survival. From convenient controls to simplify the management of your buildings to protecting your properties, we have everything you need to make your journey even more exciting. Take on epic challenges, battle the most fearsome monsters and conquer our Minecraft Vanilla server, where your creativity and survival skills will be tested at every moment. Join our community today and start your adventure without limits!

goodlands.mcserver.us

TYRALEX

Available positions, city hall, Courts, Create your own area, develop, Farms, General warehouse, Individual theme, Infrastructure, Kiosks, Laws, minecraft server, new season, politic, Real life replication, Roleplay, TYRALEX, Vanila, vanilla server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8782	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Vanilla server, partially replicating real life, with the ability to create your own area with an individual themeThere is infrastructure: courts, kiosks, city hall, general warehouse, farms, lawsThe new season has started, come in and develop first! Take up available positions for now!

188.124.36.36:30138

MediocreTech – Where will you find the questionable plugins we threw together in a hurry

Among us, Atm, bakeries, coin minter, Community, Discord, ELYTRA, Find, hand built mine, Hurry, Machines, Medieval, MediocreTech, Modded, modded crops, npc village, orcs, pillager raids, Plugins, Questionable, Redstone, sky farm, themed restaurants, threw, Trading, Waystones, woodland mansion

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	9418
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Server Name	Medieval Tech
Server Type	Survival, Co-op, RPG, Mini Games, PvP, Economy
Supported Version	Forge 1.16.5
IP Address	173.240.152.171:25568

Overview:

The Medieval Tech server is a Minecraft server with a mix of medieval style buildings and modern technology. Players can engage in various activities like mini games, PvP in designated areas, cooperative building projects, and more. The server features mods for trading, machines, redstone creations, and communal areas for players to interact.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the main goal of the server?	The main goal is to have a community that helps each other with building projects and to maintain a medieval style in constructions.
Are there any specific rules for PvP?	PvP is only allowed in designated arenas to ensure fair gameplay and avoid conflicts in the main world.
What are some of the communal features at spawn?	Spawn includes an inn, monster masher, skeleton arena, general store, and portals to the Nether and End dimensions for player convenience.
Can players use redstone machines on the server?	Yes, redstone machines are allowed and encouraged, but players are advised to hide the redstone wiring to maintain aesthetics.
Are there any special additions or areas on the server?	Players can find a mob arena with orcs, bakeries, themed restaurants, waystones for easy travel, a woodland mansion being renovated as a community area, and more.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Events, field, Friends, guides, hovercraft, INSANE, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, useful links, Yellow Dmg

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your chair and into a pit of lava.

2. Need some new friends to play with? Our server is the perfect place to find circles, clubs, and friends who are just as wacky and wild as you are.

3. Ever wanted to participate in a Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Get ready to strategize and fight off enemies under the moonlight.

4. Total Assault: Binah awaits you in our server, where you’ll face insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. Can you survive the chaos and come out victorious?

5. And don’t even get me started on the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set. With light armor and intense battles, you’ll need all the skills you can muster to conquer this challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NekTeesCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

CLAXI, Day, DEESI, DEESI HAKEEN, EXCEDRA, HAKEEN, Minecraft, nek, NEK TEES, NekTeesCraft, OOSTILAAT, Server, SKOWN, SKOWN DAY, Tees, Tha, THA EXCEDRA, to, TO CLAXI, Ultimate

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because NEK TEES SKOWN DAY DEESI HAKEEN TO CLAXI THA EXCEDRA OOSTILAAT is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our world is filled with magical creatures like unicorns and dragons, and you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

But that’s not all! We have hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the land that are guarded by mischievous leprechauns. If you can outsmart them, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and powerful weapons.

So why wait? Join NEK TEES SKOWN DAY DEESI HAKEEN TO CLAXI THA EXCEDRA OOSTILAAT today and experience Minecraft like never before!