So like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and puppies. It was wild, man. And then, out of nowhere, a herd of llamas started breakdancing and challenging me to a dance-off. I mean, who knew llamas had such sick moves?
And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We’re talking epic showdowns with players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrots. It’s like a scene straight out of a crazy dream, but it’s real, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up. We’re always looking for more players to join the madness. Come on, what ended your childhood? Join us and let’s make some new memories, fam!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding dragons through the Nether, and participating in intense dance-offs with Endermen. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring showers and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!
come join the fun and witness 1980 babies creating pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind. watch as they ride pigs into battle and conquer the land with their superior building skills.
if you’re not a 1980 baby, don’t worry! we welcome all players with open arms. come and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when a bunch of 1980 babies take over a minecraft server. trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Server Name | Ballhog SMP |
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| Server Type | Vanilla Survival |
| Playerbase | Chill and Friendly |
| Features | Fair rules, exciting events, relaxed atmosphere |
| Server IP | 103.152.197.167:25576 |
A: No, this server is pure vanilla survival with no mods or plugins.
A: The playerbase is friendly, welcoming, and loves to collaborate and trade.
A: Yes, there are exciting events organized regularly for all players to enjoy.
A: Yes, the server provides a lag-free experience for all players.
A: Absolutely! Whether you’re a solo player or enjoy teaming up with others, there’s something for everyone on Ballhog SMP.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!
So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.
Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!
So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.
Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.
For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.
| Welcome |
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| Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server |
| Server IP |
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| mc.twotimesacharm.com |
| Server Trailer |
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| https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM |
| Server Features |
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| Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord |
| Notes |
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| Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!) |
| All Server Commands |
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| /spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop |
| Server Rules (Permanent Ban) |
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| No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb |
| Server Rules (Allowed) |
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| PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying |
Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.
You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.
Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.
Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.
There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.
We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!
Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.
You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.
So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!